Critical Hog reviews

A creeper that isn’t detectable until it wallops aside the head. Instantly went from feeling sober to mind being gone. Feels like Headband with a strong physical sensation around the head that simultaneously feels cloudy and drifty. Emotional state is surprisingly stable and unmoved. Despite the rootedness, there’s a wonderful euphoria elevating from the chest that lifts spirits. It’s prevalent and easily detectable, but it’s counterbalanced by a heavy, couch-lock suppression. Visuals are more saturated but most dramatic is the narrow and short focus that makes you notice new details about whatever you glance at. Music is pretty good. It doesn’t sound so much better as it changes how you hear it in a pretty interesting way. Wouldn’t be my top choice but is more fun than sober. I will say watching things was fan-fucking-tastic. I couldn’t help but respond physically, I was so into it. Really dynamic. This high seems best utilized in highly stimulating environments: outdoors, live shows, movies, etc. So long as you can battle the sedateness, which seems to reduce sociability. 7/10

I smoked 2 bowls and a cone of this about 30-45 minutes ago and it's definitely a heeavy hitter. The bud looked light in color almost a tan/yellow, when I looked close it has a lot of small orange hairs closely packed together. Smell wasn't all intriguing to me. Hit my lungs pretty hard honestly but in the good way lol. I got a tobacco or tar taste which i didn't care for too much. My eyes instantly got heavy, after that I felt pretty calm and worry-less and very tired I felt like I could melt into my blanket. Great strain for generalized anxiety disorder and insomnia. Overall it was a pretty good strain, taste and smell weren't all that to me, but the high is very powerful and relaxing.

If you’re an insomniac, this is the strain for you. I got incredibly sleepy within minutes. It hits HARD! Didn’t get munchies. I will say, it is very harsh to smoke. Coughed a great deal. Still worth giving it a go, however, if you’re looking for some sweet sleep.

I had a pre roll of this so I’m not sure on the quality of flower, but as for smoking it left me with that really nice tingling sensation in my forehead and feeling giggly. I got this because I was told it would help me relax, I guess that’s true but I’m also like wide awake now. To be honest it just tasted like good weed, not great. It does make me feel happy though, and happiness is my goal so 5/5

Delicious blueberry tasting nugs with a light green hue and smells pretty fantastic, produces a body high and clears the head. 🌵

Critical Hog provides exceptional pain relief. After vaping I relaxed into the couch with instant relief from a day'filled with extreme joint pain. Smiled my way through the evening. Pain removed stress relieved appetite increased mind freed body turned to jelly

This is an interesting one...freebie from Attitude Seed Bank...Critical Hog I did a SCROG, produced a “fair” yield not the best not the worst, bright orange hairs, smells more like puppy breath than a hog, but then again I’ve never sniffed on a hogs breath! Did well under LED DWC she needs to go ten weeks! The smoke is laughter without the Stoney feeling! This is a great strain if you want to laugh your butt off without the cloudy super high feeling! It’s weird but desirable for many situations such as work or watching comedy! Leaf to bud ratio is very nice, I would recommend this to a beginner grower for sure!

I almost don't believe this is indica strain. I wanted to be relaxed and maybe a little bit sleepy so I went for a joint from this strain. Instead I was uplifted and in a very good mood. Strongly recommended! I can't imagine having musles soft as a pillow, but not being put down to a couch at all, as with other indica strains. This one is a big surprise.