Critical Mass reviews
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Critical Mass reviews
Firstly, I just want to point out that leafly does not allow paragraphs in any review, so my neatly organized reviews from before ended up being a one-long-cloud-of-text mess. So this time, I am going to use a lot of spaces to at least make the sections from separate from each other. So here we go: 1) VAPING: I vaped this strain with a vaporizer (TinyMight 2) in order to get as clear of a taste as possible. But I still sometimes struggle with recognizing the tastes correctly since I am still relatively new to weed. 2) TASTE: All in all, this is my relationship with skunky strains: Too much skunk = I don't like it. And Critical Mass is pretty skunky... If it was just that, this strain would be discarded for me. However, Critical Mass also has some of those woody, piney tones that I like. It's also very earthy, sometimes maybe too much. Strong and pungent too. And since this pungent smell is combined with those underlying wooden/pine tones, the resulting flavor is much better than I expected. The pine there, hmmm, yummy! Also would describe it as spicy and slightly sweet. If there was less skunk, I would rate higher. Taste score 6.1/10 3) EFFECTS: This strain can smack! Heavy couch lock, my body refuses to get up (it really could be smaller to be honest). Pure indica effects. Also quite aroused. Heavy euphoria. Moderate dizziness (fun) that transitions into heavy dizziness (slightly uncontrollable) from time to time. Massive body high. I might have gone a bit too much with the hits this time - like yeah, but still not too much for it to do this! I sometimes take a few more hits, but I rarely have such a strong couch lock like now. Overall it's a very strong and trippy high, but not really the kind that I search for (I prefer sativa-dominant hybrids and hybrids in general). But ok. I will give it another try in two hours. AFTER TWO HOURS: I can still partially feel the effects from before, but the couch lock is now gone. So here we go again, cheers, guys!.... AFTER 30 MINUTEES MORE: Nice, just a body euphoria. One more hit... Flowing, bruh. Strong body high, couch lock is back. Also quite horny. But once again, I am more of a sativa-hybrid guy. I am glad that the dizziness is lower this time, which makes it even pleasant, actually the slight dizziness is the most fun part of this. But still, this strain is way too relaxing. Effects score 4.5/10 4) VARIANT: It's good to mention that I vape this in the form of THC-X. But the molecule is very similar to the normal THC, so the effects and taste will be most likely very similar too. 5) FINAL SCORE: 5.3/10
Grew this myself and my buddy keeps asking for more, it has become one of his favorites. I smoked some and hello couch and I was awakwe but not present for about 10 minutes, no recollection of those 10 minutes at all. After that, happy, no pain, no worries, and watched a movie I think and next I know is waking up refreshed the next morning. My buddy is high strung and it totally relaxed him and no insomnia or pain or worries. We call it "This is pot". Just earthy, natural potent pot, simple but highly effective. Very nice Indica.
This strain is probably 10x better on a rig than in a cart but this one has lots of earthy, spicy notes, nutmeg allspice. that’s all I can really get from the cart unfortunately
lovely old school vibes
November 8, 2024
Getting the drop DOPE Saturday FLOYD'S dispensary FUNKY SKUNK XXX or sum really catching eye of oz CRITICAL MASS I KNowsss..ss.s... is old originated.... ... .. .
Under estimated this strain.
Had a rough day & wanted to smoke a fatty, smoked it heavy hitter.
Put me to sleep after dinner.
Definitely a great strain but too much
& all plans will get put on hold
Using a cart of this for chronic pain, inflammation and such. Takes the pain away without making me anxious or paranoid (both of which happen to me easily).
I smoked this for the first time, and I swear I become the dumbest and funniest person on the planet. I could not stop laughing for 2 hours straight.
I smoked out of a glass water pipe, It was very smooth, I definitely was not stressed.
I would say my tolerance is about 4/10, and this kicked my Arse. 9/10 recommend to at least try it.






