Gary Payton reviews

4 stars because it's great, but not what I expected. I thought it was going to be more so indica effects. I smoked and immediately wanted to deep clean my apartment. Not complaining because I finally got the motivation to scrub my shower down. Everything is spotless, been needing a strain to get me up off my a$$. 10/10 for that!

Gary Payton (from Agro Couture) has been my favorite strain for some time now. I live in Oregon but drive 30 miles across the Colombia River into Washington state to get a hold of that fire. Because it’s that good. I've been smoking ganja for 3 decades and I have a very high tolerance, and these dark dank nugs can still get me high in a way that most weed cannot anymore. In fact GP is on my personal Mount Rushmore of cannabis strains, along with Perfect Pair, Chemdawg, and Kali Mist. But I think GP is the best of them, certainly the most complete. It doesn't just check all the boxes for what makes for a good high...it checks them with VIGOR. You might say it checks them, circles them, puts Xs through them, and then slams an ice pick down through each square. I would describe the high as one of deep physical relaxation coupled with intense cerebral energy. I cannot even say that it leans sativa or indica because it absolutely crushes it on both counts. If you are new to cannabis, your face will surely melt. Taste-wise, GP is delightful and hits you with flavors of apricot, lemon and lavender, but always with a strong diesel backbone. Think Jet Fuel flavors, but smoother than that, and with added nuance. There is even sweet vanilla to be detected by a discerning palate. Tl;dr—Don't keep yourself waitin, buy Gary Payton.

Like a soft whisper of lavender on the wind, it arrives—an unforeseen solace, delicately dissolving the burdens I've carried like an iron shackle. The relentless pressure transforms into a soothing embrace, a serene calmness. Melodies fill the air, the screen illuminates—elements dancing in unison as I immerse myself in serenity. My anxiety, once a tumultuous tide, now recedes with grace, melting away like wax from a flickering flame. The accumulated weight of days, months, years—unraveling, loosening, and lifting. It does not merely strike; it caresses, cradles, and bestows tranquility upon restless spirits. One must truly experience it to grasp its essence.

Man, I’ve got a real bad anxiety, I’m taking prescription pills but this one particular strain is knocking me out so bad that I just feel relaxed, good, happy and reaaally high. Highly recommend!

This strain broke my depression streak, eliminated my daily struggle with anxiety and as a result broke my antisocial behavior and got me out of the house and social. The munchies are real and strong, so I would very highly recommend this for anyone going under long term pain management or cancer treatment. Overall pain relief and relaxation, uplifted spirit and finally got my appetite back. Getting couch locked is almost inevitable, but welcomed when finally able to relax. As for smoking it, in a glass piece you are able to make some very dense and potent hits, but the flavor falls off a bit. Blunt paper seems like to work the best as far as how well it burns after going through a grinder, my personal favorite is smoking joints of this. Nice balance of how well it burns and the flavors you get which to me personally taste like a fruity sour diesel. Smells great burning, attracts attention in a good way. Last aspect worth mentioning is the very noticeable increase in amount and quality of sleep I’ve gotten while trying this strain for the first time. I deal with a number of sleeping problems, all of which just seemed much more tolerable to the point of with no other sleep aids like melatonin or sedatives I am getting more and better sleep overall. Well done to the biologists and botanists who made this hybrid! It’s the strain I never knew I needed. Feel free to contact me if you need a tester/reviewer. JNeistCYO@yahoo.com

Help with all my body pains. Had great appetite.

Great strain that will make you leave earth for a few hours. Taste is cherry cookies, sugary diesel and a hint of spice

So I got an ounce of this at Top Crop in Ontario Oregon for $48 out the door. Nice green nugs with orange hairs, absolutely frosted in nice light brown trixhomes, coming in at almost 21%. I've a vet with ptsd and now getting ready to have my 2nd neck fusion here soon. So pain is a daily problem. Let me just say I'm 46 and been smoking for 39 years, so most strains dont do much anymore. I mostly have to take 500mg of Feco to feel any effects at all. But I still love my flower This strain here starts me off immediately with a nice, uplifting head high. Happy thoughts and laughter all around and slowly creeps up on you. By hour 2, I find myself couch locked watching a scary movie while putting down a bag of muddy buddies🤣. Very jive and glad I got it. I get it everytime, and it's always one that hits me and I can actually feel the effects. Can't go wrong here.