God's Gift reviews

This strain really makes you horny...lol....shhhhhhhh

While smoking for this review I wrote a rap that I was gonna try to use as the review. That's how quick this gets you jacked out of your mind. Every draw zaps your visual cortex with the force of a hundred woodstock eighths. Little moments of surreality scatter away from your focus while your brain recovers its composure. This stuff burns acrid and hits instantly. This is an indica, and unsurprisingly you're gonna be chillin like the fish at the budget Sushi restaurant isn't. But this isn't a "melt into a plush couch and giggle through vintage Hostess cakes at the Seth Rogan movies you're watching through the spaces between your eyelashes" kind of chill. This is a "sit back and hold on because we're about to chill the fuck out, motherfucker" kind of chill. This is agitating. You're going to be chilled out whether you like it or not, and the aggression is going to shock you into boyish shyness so you're definitely not going to like it at first, but it's going to happen anyway and after the first time it's not so bad but boy oh boy that first time is a ride. You're chill and you know it. Jokes are aggressively funny. You scratch a little too much or too hard at times. The spiders are either under your skin, or you're inside out and the spiders are really on top of your skin. You imagine at least once that this might be what autistic children feel all the time. This is the kind of strain that makes me wonder how seriously we should take the warnings from the medical community that cannabis use is associated with psychotic events or even schizophrenia. Then comes the opiate. At some point through this review, which I started right after a king-size of God's Gift, shit got very real very fast. I don't know where exactly it happened, but it occurs to me that I've been staring into space for some time now. --- tl;dr: Use this if your condition involves not having a burst of energy to clean your room before crashing hard into opioid bliss. --- Four stars because it has a weird burn like it's got nicotine in it. Otherwise the odor and flavor are totally unimpressive besides their potency, which is outrageous.

Wow. Very much a body high. Makes you feel all senses in your body. Puts a smile on my face for no apparent reason too! Good stuff

amazing smell and taste in a joint. I found it made me cough like crazy in a pipe

Great taste, hits fast and hard. Great for helping me sleep.

Pure Grade A outdoor California grown bud that didn't look so great from the batch I got but this is absolutely a kick ass phenomenal strain. And it really hit the spot as far as indicas go. I think because I haven't had a pure indica strain in a long time and got caught up with almost hating all sativas because they tend to lack euphoria and add paranoia. So yea A+ right here.

I may have reviewed God's Gift before but anyway new info. I had quite a bit of this plant maybe 1/3rd of medium size joint. 8 or 9 big hits. I never experienced any couch lock. Active mind. You know the thing where you look at food like it's the first time you have ever seen it and can't believe how incredible it is. I was heavily stoned for more than 5 hours but never any paranoia. I'm one who has found out the hard way that Indicas are for me. And this is a very good strain.

Tried a little today and yesterday. Effects didn't last long and they weren't too intense. I was hoping for better. Felt a warmness around my whole body though, very potent and pretty bud.