Golden Goat reviews

This strain was highly recommended by one of my friends at Medicinal Wellness Center. Gave it a try and I returned 3 times that week to re-up on some more Golden Goat. If you are ready for a comatose high and not wanting to move from the couch. This is the bud is for you!

The Goat from the Dandy in Boulder is the best ive ever seen, incredible dense nugs that are a joy to smoke. Coming back in to stock up!

PURE FIRE. Golden Goat has a distinct, incredibly rich smell of sugary soda pop syrup in cans that have been heating in the sun. It smells sweet, floral, cotton candy like, and it also has a gentle "pine tree" scent dimension. Taking just a couple hits produces a SLAMMING strong high that leaves your head disoriented and almost makes it hard to talk for a few minutes. The initial rushes mellows out and becomes sustainably euphoric and energizing, but you can feel just the perfect amount of the Romulan (indica) in it also... producing an undertone of a subtle body high and pronounced pain relief. A couple of his and my fibromyalgia pain would be GONE for at least 2 hours. Great weed for yoga - as it gives you energy and takes the edgy of discomfort off of stretching - and daytime use. Has a slightly "golden" hue and is avalanched with trichomes. 10/10.

This shit makes you on such a amazing high. Slow burning and easy hitting. Feels like being high for the first time every time. Full of laughs and happiness with really no side effects. Go find your dealer and talk to him about a goat.

Taste like goat but hits like a mule! A solid 9.

smells like baby pee in a diaper. If Carrothead had been a conehead, the nug would totally resemble him: the hairs are SO orange and look as if they are trying to eat the green off the kola. I vaporized it and it tasted very tropical indeed. Delicious. Other than taste and smell, and a general sense of well-being (laughed a lot, made jokes, focused on trivial things. I wouldn't try multi-tasking on it though: can't remember ten minutes ago and there is definitely a time vacuum buried somewhere in the middle of these buds.

The golden goat high is quite distinctive for me. It has three distinct phases: 1) the come-up, which is extremely energetic and creative - you will want to move around, talk to people, or get started on/complete a project you're supposed to be doing 2) the peak, which is euphoria. It isn't a sativa-like rush, more like a sudden realization that this amazing euphoric feeling has been building and you just feel really great 3) the come-down, which is the biggest crash I ever experience from weed. This doesn't give you couch-lock: it gives you bed lock. I would routinely fall asleep for the night at 9 PM after medicating only an hour previously (with pretty high tolerance). Overall, I'd highly recommend it.

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