Golden Goat reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Golden Goat.
I decided to visit a local dispensary here in Denver. I am not from this area and haven't smoked in over 7 years. I am a normal individual working a well paying job, but I have serious stress and anxiety issues that I refuse to go get drugs from the doctors, so before I went back to my state I decided to give it a shot. I told the budtender what I needed (Something that is energetic and has stress relief) he gave me the Golden Goat (I'm like wtf is a golden goat..)I rolled up a joint and decided to walk to find a bus stop. Before I knew It I was jamming to some Father John Misty radio with my Hotel programmed into my GPS. I ended up walking about 4.5 miles back to my hotel in the snow and never felt more uplifted and stress free. I came back and dove right into some snacks.(Man food never tasted so good) After about 2 hours the feeling was wearing off, but yet... I felt normal.. a normal I have never felt before. No stress, no worries. I jumped on my laptop and knocked some work out... then I got bored and went back out and smoked some more. I smoked another joint.. ended up walking in the snow some more and was noticing the slightest of details in things. It has now been about 3 hours since I last smoked and I feel no high except.. my stress is gone and my body is relaxed. Still fully functional.. ? No dry mouth.. no headache.. I rolled up in some "organic hemp" rolling paper and there was no burn in the throat. It was cold and I had to keep hitting it to see if I was actually inhaling because I thought my breathe was smoke. Nope..I was inhaling it just didn't hurt. Something must have changed in the weed over the years, or this is just what real weed is about. Why is this illegal again?I just rolled my last joint and what might be the last joint for several years to go come. I'm hoping that this can become legal on the east coast, so I can become a functional person without all the stress and anxiety.. I'd love to see the world with these glasses on everyday.. its so beautiful. I'll pass on the Benzos.. and SSRIs.. I'm smiling when I write this because it's so beautiful and sad at the same time that I cannot participate... One love my friends and keep this going. Spread the word about this beautiful plant. Its our time.
I have both dabbed and smoked the flower of this strain. The flower I smoked in three different ways (bong, pipe, joint). The flower got me so happy and so enamored by nature. I smoke this strain when i'm ready for not a super hard but chill hike or walking the dog. It makes me enjoy the fresh air even more and it always gives me the inspiration to stop and really smell the flowers, admire the trees, and adventure around. In dab form my experience is surprisingly a little different. It's more for if i want to have a movie night with a friend and wanna laugh big time. Gets me super super stoned when dabbing. I'm into it but def don't recommend dabbing if you have to leave the house.
Kind of a strange name, but the smoke is OK. It's better than average, but the bud I got was a tad bit weak.
A true top shelf strain.
Smell: Piney and pungent. Very nice citrus undertones.
Taste: Pine tree and earthy. Very nice clean taste.
Potency: Very potent Sativa hybrid. Happy and creative high.
Excellent strain. Already one of favs.
This was the third strain I ever smoked. It smells of a sweet-cutrus-y type smell. Not quite as citrus or pine as, say, juicy fruit. Also not as sweet as a strong indica like blackwater. A nice blend of both worlds. Sweet citrus. The high is an insanely giggly happy strain. Like, the kind of strain to make you sit and shoot the sh*t and laugh uncontrollably at dumb stuff. Euphoric. Definitely recommend for someone struggling with something like depression. Gr8 strain
Personally for me, this is the best strain out there. I've tried tons of different strains, none were bad, but there's something about Golden Goat that affects me exactly the way I want to feel. It's a very potent strain if grown properly.
December 23, 2018
Picked up a gram of this in kief form from a shop nearby. 33% THC, 10% CBD, for 15 bucks. I took three hits off a small bowl and I'm done for the night
It’s a heavy hitter, definitely up there on my list of 20%+ strains, if you want an uplifted happy active high then look no further. This is the weed that will keep a Friday night going. Two big rips and the effects are almost immediate. Enjoy.