Granddaddy Purple reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Granddaddy Purple.
This strain is one of my favorites my body feels like a sack of bricks I end up sinking into the couch with this strain, Granddaddy purple is perfect for a relaxing time.
Do not smoke a whole blunt of this or be glued to the bed and can’t do anything
Smoked some home grown after taking a few dabs literally knocked me
out and wasn’t able to move for like 10 mins after
Grandaddy Purps is one of my absolute top favorites. It is impossible for me to be in a bad mood when papa has me in his warm embrace. He is kind and merciful. He kisses your forehead and makes everything better. 2 hits give me euphoria and immediately gets rid of my anxiety, PTSD symptoms, chronic nausea and pain. 4+ has me comfortably sedated couch locked playing Stardew Valley for 10+ hours.
My review:
If you ever find yourself having to supervise a teen student driver and you feel your anxiety all the way down and through your toenails,
Grandaddy purple is your strain!!!
This shit will melt all of your worries away,
Bye bye to “this is the last time I’m going to be alive and in this house”
And hello to
“ take a left here, let’s continue up the Burbank hills”.
Guaranteed chillest ride ever.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
One of my favs for bedtime
Never-changing, this is my FAVORITE strain overall. 🤙🏾
Flavor:
Thick and heavy smoke but it tastes like grape soda, earthy too. It tastes like the color purple.
High:
Very relaxed and somewhat focused at a small dose. Everything became simpler, with less anxiety. A little sleepy too, but these feelings amplify the more you take. More of an end of day, nighttime strain. Overwhelmed by thoughts and background noise in your mind? This is the strain for you. At a low dose it’s almost like you’re in Autopilot or cruise control. Great for sleep, eliminates 3am thoughts that keep you up at night.
Overall:
+Very relaxing and anxiety reducing
+Simplifies the world around you
+Pairs great with a mundane activity like laying down on the couch.
+/- Sleepy
+/-This strain will banish you to the couch realm if you underestimate it
-Very thick smoke, so hydrate your throat and get ready to cough