Granddaddy Purple reviews

It's like my glass of warm milk. I keep it next to me at night, it helps me sleep peacefully, and it goes well with cookies.

A great strain for unwinding after a long day. It felt rather like a piece of fabric being rolled out and smoothed of wrinkles & knots. All the tension unraveling itself ever so relieving-ly. The flavor starts somewhat zesty on the fornote & a mild umani mid with an exhale of blueberry 🫐 or grape 🍇 depending on your pallet.

its a strong one! but it's definitely my favorite I feel like a little goes a long way. I have anxiety and if I take a few puffs from a joint it helps a lot. just don't smoke too much at once. one thing I notices is it slows down my mental state. I feel very tired, relaxed, and mentally slow when I smoke this lol perfect for nighttime

maybe a new favorite lol

I've smoked a lot of different strains. This strain though made me feel like a noob. One hit quit. It felt like the first time I've ever smoked, I was baked outta my brains. My new favorite.

I felt my shoulders relax for the first time in a while, bouta watch some Disney+… I’m wanting the Cheez-Itz in my kitchen… but I feel pretty body high, like my limbs are heavy.. I have a weighted blanket and that on me right now would make me feel buried.. idk if that sounds enjoyable, being buried alive? No thank you. I feel pretty great, although my Mouth be so dry. OH WAIT! I have Tv static water (sparkling water). I’m okay now that I know that. it’s a 5 star rating now. Yep, i feel great 🫠🍃

Middle of the road, definitely not my go to.

My wife and I call it “polio weed.” While it may be obvious, I’ll elaborate. After a single hit, my wife was asleep 2 minutes after she laid down. I, on the other hand, the more seasoned veteran, did not fall asleep directly because I was too preoccupied with how to get up and traverse what felt like a mountain of stairs to get to bed. The movie I had started became totally irrelevant. If you’ve ever been to a fair and ridden the Gravitron, you’ll have an idea of what I went through. It was as though my chair was accelerating and I was experiencing G-forces I’d last felt while stuck to the wall of a spinning ufo at the state fair. Time expanded until it was meaningless. I felt like it had been 3 days since I last ate and I needed food badly. I would’ve eaten just about anything but I was too incapacitated to get to the kitchen. I committed myself to the task of getting up and going to bed, but try as I might I was powerless against my already sleeping body. When I finally mustered the strength to do so, my gait was reminiscent of an old leathery drunk. It took what felt like 15 minutes just to make it upstairs. When I finally summited, I wanted to plant a flag on the top step like they do on Mt. Everest. I needed oxygen and was doubtful that I’d make it the final steps into the bedroom and into bed and considered just crashing on the floor at the top of the stairs. Despite my failing muscles I powered through to my objective. I fell asleep almost immediately, neglecting to complete my usual bedtime routine. This stuff was only 18%, but holy hell if felt like a mainline drip of straight thc and morphine. This is definitely a nighttime strain to take seriously. I can only imagine the concern others would have upon seeing a person try to ambulate on GDP in the daytime. My advice: Prepare yourself ahead of time. Gather food, lots of water, go to the bathroom, brush your teeth, put on your pj’s and get to where you want to end up; only then should you partake, because it will hit you like a 2x4 to the forehead and send you reeling into the void. The synapses responsible for controlling your legs won’t work and you’ll walk like you did that one time after a six pack, a couple Jack and Cokes and 6 shots of Jagermeister.