Granddaddy Purple reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Granddaddy Purple.
The perfect calming high without feeling too sedated. Love it!
I am a very new cannabis user, having only been high twice with a friend before trying this strain.
I tried it in the form of PurePulls Tear Drop CO2 'dab oil'. I cannot smoke weed as I have asthma, but this is a highly concentrated activated THC oil. I ate the concentrate in a smoothie.
The high took longer to kick in as I took it orally, but it definitely hit hard. I was watching Superstore, and suddenly could not follow conversations between characters any longer. I went to make some decaf, and it took me what felt like many minutes to organize my thoughts enough to get a new spoon out of the drawer and get the cream out of the fridge. My body was so relaxed it felt heavy, taking steps took more effort than ever before.
I probably took too much however, I did end up throwing up a couple times during my high. While I was ill I felt as though my heart might stop, it was pounding but I felt like I was so relaxed, I was having trouble breathing enough. After the illness/panic passed, I immediately didn't care it even happened. Every worry melted away. My boyfriend (an actual first-timer) took longer to be effected by Granddaddy, but once we were both into it we felt as though we had a brain link or something. Far-away sounds were interesting, confusing, wonderful. The sex was the best we'd had. The colder air touching our skin outside the blankets vs the warmer air inside the blankets felt profound.
Eventually we fell asleep and it was the best sleep we'd had in a long time, despite my being ill during the trip. The next morning I wondered if I was still high, as I went to work relaxed and nonchalant; nothing could get on my nerves that day.
Love this stuff. Next time I will take less though.
Without question, this strain is my go-to sleep aid. Hands down. Not only will it relax you to sleep, melting away stress and worries; it’s phenomenal anti-inflammatory qualities numb any aches and pains for a long and restful night’s sleep. As an indica fanatic, I can smoke this anytime through out the day. Mainly, I would do so for the pain relief from my chronic back pain. However, I also enjoy napping so if I crash out I don’t mind it.
The sweet, berry aroma and orangey/purple hues are tell tale signs of the deep Indica effects and how relaxed and calm you will be even after a couple hits. Definitely not for the faint of heart as you could easily end up couch locked or possibly even snoring if you aren’t careful. However, I smoke this strain in the evenings and at night casually and it isn’t until I’m puffing my last bowl, reading my book in bed, that the extra sleepiness kicks in. Just how I like it.
Review of Granddaddy purple.
I was super excited after reading the top review by hellokitty to try this strain. I was thinking I was going on a trip in my mind without leaving my bed. That did not happen. Here is what I learned. Pros, I felt amazing. Not like I went on a trip but overall very very relaxed. Unlike hellokitty's review, I could move, I wasn't lazy feeling and I didn't Meld into my bed. For me, I need the food cravings. I don't eat a lot. Not because I don't want to. I just don't. When I get "munchies" I eat a lot. The food doesn't hurt my stomach when I am high. So I had the energy to get up and eat. Unlike helokitty in the funny review. They were hungry but couldn't get up. I had more than enough ability to do that. Now, when the high set in I started watching the movie, Get him to the greek. My all-time favorite comedy ever. I have always wanted to watch it stoned. I got that chance and laughed just as much as I did the first time I saw it. My first inhales were two small puffs. I was worried based off said review only taking one and being done. So I was careful. I felt different but nowhere near high as they said after twenty minutes. So I took more hits. I never fell asleep, as I said. I did feel amazingly relaxed, and calm, and giggly while the movie played. As a last ditch effort to fall asleep, I ate a brownie bite, took one last hit and went to bed. I was awake three-ish hours later, only this time with a headache. The kind when you have a hangover. I wasn't a happy camper about it. I am not sure if it is related to coming off the high of this new strain, or not. I will try it again tonight just to see. So there you have it. I was hoping to tell you all this amazing story of how I had an amazing adventure and went on this courageous quest and saved a lot of innocent lives or something crazy while never actually leaving my bed. (Sounds like a great high huh?) Alas, I didn't experience any of that. Only that I felt good. I am not a day smoker. I reserve getting high for at night and after my kids are in bed. This was to help me sleep. Needless to say not for me, this is a strain If I had to, (I have bad anxiety at times) I could do around my kids, without that fear that I won't be able to function if they need me. (By the way, I had used a vape pen. So the way I ingested it was an oil cartridge. Not sure if that makes a huge difference)
This some good stuff man, i tell ya.
This strain makes me feel lazy. This is definitely a strain for the evening time. And DEFINITELY not for parties. The strain makes you a little antisocial and tired. Put on a good movie, get some good food, and sink into the couch.
If you have something to do save this strand for another day. Great buzz and completely emptied my head. Forgot was I was doing on and off a couple hours. Also, completely lost track of time.
The most perfect sleep aid