Grape Ape reviews

The flavor! The high! The laughter!

I'm a new budtender in Missouri, and did not have any smoking experience until getting my patient card this past January. Because I have a lot of "catching up" to my coworkers to do, I'm trying to familiarize myself with as many of my dispensary's strains as possible. Right now, Missouri only has one cultivator -- Solhaus -- and I've tried about five of the ten strains we've got in stock from them. Grape Ape knocked me on my ass. I slept through the night without waking up for the first time in a LONG time, and what I remember of the high before I fell asleep was enjoyable. This is probably going to be my go-to before-bed strain from now on.

One of my favorite indicas so far! The relaxation effects are great for my anxiety, and it's got just enough of a body high to make you crave a nap more than a snack. Nice sweet grape terpenes, definitely enjoyed it with my wax pen. The high came on in a really relaxing way, and I settled into it easily. It feels like the kind of high that can easily transition into any other strain if you want to keep going. It might not quite be the best nighttime strain out there, but it's up there!

Such a great tasting and smelling strain. Enjoyable at the end of a nice long day.

Surprisingly mellow , little dry mouth . 6/10 . Would smoke again.

Got a quarter ounce just for a long weekend, Doesn't seem like much as the buds are a lot smaller itself. Great aroma, great taste, great high. Make sure that shit isn't sprayed if your in the 3000

This stuff slowsss downnn timeee… I love it

An earlier reviewer clocked the deep wisdom to morning drivel, but what if the deep wisdom actually IS the deep wisdom? There's a story about a monk who went to sleep and dreamt he was a butterfly. When he awoke he was never sure that he was not a butterfly dreaming he was a man. I'd never smoked this before, and I got good and high. It was a happy surprise. Seems the reviewers are right. Count me a fan.