Grape Ape reviews

A powerful indica. This strain, especially this sugar wax I have testing at 89% has me locked in bed. This is the best sleep medicine ever.

Grape Ape's bud structure is very consistent. I always see these triangular, cone shaped nugs with fiery orange hairs. It's a bit mind boggling to me how strains with such sweet deep notes of grape have been bred but I LOVE IT! As for it's effects the ape is a great strain if you're looking for indica like effects without being completely knocked out, due to it's THC % not reaching as high as some other indica's emerging today. Regardless Grape Ape is a thoroughly enjoyable strain I'll go back to time and time again. 10/10

Grape Ape Review - 32/50 March 21, 2016 Summary: These dark purple buds look like mini Grimaces. A mild lavender terpene profile disappointingly delivers a low intensity head high and a light body high. The growers would likely have had a far superior product if they'd let it flower at least several more days. Brand: Certified Clean Cannabis (Medical) Weight: 7 grams Harvest Date: Unknown Packaging Date: Unknown Total THC ( + THC): 23.87% Total CBD: 0.48% Eye: 7/10 These super dense buds are composed of tiny, heart-shaped, dark hunter green calyxes with deep purple overtones, dark reddish-brown pistils, and are coated with 100% clear trichomes. Though I was told these flowers were hand trimmed, the pine cone shaped buds look like they came out of a machine. Nose (/2): 6.5/10 Aromatic Intensity: 6/10 Aromatic Quality (subjective to my palate): 7/10 Notes: Mild aromas of dried lavender and grape must are quite pleasant. Tongue (/2): 6/10 Flavor Intensity: 5.5/10 Flavor Quality: 6.5/10 Notes: Mild lavender and vanilla flavors dominate the inhale with a slightly woody exhale. Head: 6.5 /10 Notes: A gentle, low-intensity mind-shift and sense-heightening are accompanied by moderately improved focus. Body: 6/10 Notes: No sleepiness or physical euphoria. Though accompanied by a very slight calming of my gastrointestinal tract, the body high would likely have been far improved with a longer flowering time.

I’m stuck, I was gonna smoke this here and go over there. But now I’m stuck here. My knee that has been throbbing all day feels great. Matter of fact I don’t feel anything from the waist down. Did I mention I still have a whole bowl left to finish, this is just my review from the first toke. Would deff recommend this strain to my pastor.

its smooth and an effective indica. smells and taste great

Very relaxing and sedating high. I bought the oil vape form of it and not only does it smell nice and fruity on exhale, but it hits the body really quickly. Leaves u feeling couchlocked, probably more a nighttime weed or right before bed. Will def buy again!

Beautiful flower. Strong kick. Long lasting high.

Heavy heavy Indica. I roll gram joints and half was through I knew I was done for the night. Given I had been smoking some G13/hash plant/starkiller most of the day. My wife came home an hour after. I had a bad day and she was being kinda annoying and mean. We love each other but sometimes spouses can be annoying. Ya know you love them but hey sometimes people suck. Anyways after sitting on the sofa for an hour listening to my wife upset in general I was still chill. We ended up giggling at each other and we crawled in bed, she was still being annoying but we were both still asleep quickly. Ahhhhh marriage! Right can't live with them but you certainly can't live without them if you really love them. And my wife Is my whole world.... Staying relaxed and calm is good when the wife is upset. So if you wife and or husband is on your last nerve I highly suggest this. The buds are super nice. The smell just hits you in the face! Boom the whole house will smell wonderful. Covered with tri comes and nice dense buds. Some streaks of purple