Grape Ape reviews

I swear to god it makes me cry every time I smoke it.

best so far

You're not on a diet, are you? No? Good. Because Ape Grape will turn you into the kind of person who strolls to the refrigerator in her underwear, goes on a belligerent snack hunt, and ultimately settles on a PB&J sammich because it can more effectively be eaten in bed than a leftover stirfry. I am REALLY hungry. And let me be clear. I ate a large dinner of pizza and fro yo (not even stoned when I made that brilliant life choice), and I somehow ended back in the kitchen and almost don't even recall telling myself to go in there. There was no hunger before smoking. Hunger hit me hard after 15 minutes. The sandwich did not satiate me. You know that new viral video of that adorable bear eating that awful woman's kayak? Well I'm the bear in this situation. Grape Ape made me THAT hungry. My sandwich was the kayak. Luckily I'm home alone with the cat and dogs, and their judgment of me is more acceptable than that of other humans. On a semi-related note, this strain is heavy on the I-need-to-go-bed-right-now feeling, and I have almost no motivation to do anything other than eat and talk to my cat. It isn't too grape-flavored, which is nice because grape's pretty gross, and I feel no anxiety, and my body high isn't too intense. I do, however, want more sandwich. Overall, this is a great strain. Just be prepared to be really really hungry, and be warned that your hunger may drive you to make a totally incoherent meal that you'd never eat when not high as anything on Grape Ape.

Tasted like what I think a grape would and smell like ... did that even make sense ? Didn’t finish my jay but I do know that I inhaled a Large McDonald fry and it was delicious 😁 I’ll give it another shot

Good for the munchies, you will eat everything.

Light grape flavor via vaping. Nice relaxing high. However, it was short lasting and needed more than usual to maintain high.

My grape ape was a bit greener than some photos viewed but the high that followed fit the descriptions pretty well, definitely a body chilling high. Don’t make plans

This strain is a staple in my medicine cabinet - I've never had a bad batch of grape ape or any of its progeny (Ninja Fruit, Grape Kryptonite, etc). I love the flavour, as it is true to its name in that regard. Big, strong grape flavour with a mild indica body buzz coupled with just the right amount of cerebral stimulation. I prefer mixing this flower with a heavier indica for optimum antidepressant and anxiolytic effects.