Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
I shared two generously packed bowls of Green Crack with one other person about 12 hours before I began typing this review and I'm still feeling some of the deeply euphoric and creatively enlightening effects of this strain.
It's honestly one of the best strains I've ever smoked, without a doubt. But be warned, it's deceptively potent with a slowly creeping sativa dominant high reminiscent of my experiences with Girl Scout Cookies. The buds were solid, dense and frosty and produced a universally clean, smooth inhale whether we smoked it from a homemade wooden chillum or a professionally crafted bubbler. It's very easy to underestimate this strain in the beginning and take one too many hits before you start to feel the effects. Even veteran smokers may want to pace themselves and take this strain one hit at a time.
At around the same time that my imagination unleashed itself and started running wild, the medicinal applications became apparent. Green Crack completely eradicated the nausea and chronic GI discomfort from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and it also somewhat eased the muscle tension and joint pain collected from a busy weekend, though to a decidedly lesser degree.
Unfortunately, it also left my mouth drier than the Sahara desert and I had to continuously fight a strong urge to raid the kitchen. I also suspect that this strain might not be a good choice for people prone to anxiety or paranoia, as its strong sativa-like effects might just exacerbate the problem. I would personally play it safe and only use this strain in a comfortable, secure environment if you suffer from an anxiety disorder or are prone to paranoia while smoking.
All around, it was a great smoke and gave me a nostalgic reminder of what it's like to accidentally get way higher than you intended to. If you're looking for a great sativa dominant strain to make you feel like a newbie again, give Green Crack a try. Just try not to reference it by name in public, lest somebody mistakes you for a crackhead.
Gotta 5 star the lift. Helps depression.
Jill , fun”great”,fly 7/10
Fantastic strain! Tried it for the first time today and boooooy did it please! This gave me both a great head and body high. Typically im an indica persona, but this one is fantastic! This smelled like PURE lemon! Smell 10/10, high 10/10, taste 8/10.
GREAT STRAIN! Horrible name.
February 16, 2019
I feel vary horney all the time even when I wake up the night after. vary focused on getting things done in real life as I normally focus alot on video games otherwise. I don't feel hunger but when I reside to eat something I still enjoy how great everything taste. I'm vary new to weed and this one is far better than the rest hahaha.
well I got a very small amount from a friend who suggested I try for my chronic back pain. he was very happy to share his medicine. so I gave it a try... the batch I received was very very green. I was impressed. the bud were completely compact and most of the good crystals were lost to a baggie. yup he forgot the medicine was in his pocket n drove to deliver it to me. tragic. well the looks of the intact bus were commendable. good color. lil red rich hairs push up.. the smell was a Limon like ... almost like a cleaner... the taste was the same as the smell... like u can taste the smell. don't know if that makes sense. the gift was for my back pain. so when I smoke it... it immediately gave me a head rush. not what I wanted. made me want to work. do stuff. don't get me wrong. was a good medicated afternoon. but I really need release my pain. overall was a good strain experience. I my try an get my own batch from the dispensary... completely compare. it may be completely different experience.
One of the best strains I’ve ever smoked. Love it. Shit man, imma ab to go smoke some now. Makes me feel energetic, and chill. I would recommend this stein to anyone