Green Crack reviews

Okay, let’s get one thing straight—Green Crack from Pull Up DC might sound intense, but trust me, it’s all-natural, all-cannabis, and all-about that instant pick-me-up. If you ever wake up dragging your feet or hit a mid-afternoon slump, this is the strain you want on standby. When I cracked open the bag, I got smacked with this tangy, tropical aroma that reminded me of fresh mango slices—sweet, juicy, and mouthwatering. The buds themselves were tight, bright green, and sparkling with trichomes, promising exactly the energetic lift I was craving. A few puffs in, and boom—mental fog gone, focus locked in, and my mood turned all the way up. It’s like a cup of strong coffee minus the jitters but with a side of pure bliss. Tasks I’d been putting off? Suddenly manageable. Conversations? Effortless. Even chores felt fun, which is saying a lot! What I love is how clear-headed and dialed-in I feel—there’s no couch lock, no wandering thoughts—just a smooth, upbeat buzz that keeps me motivated and sociable. If you ever need a creative boost or an attitude adjustment, Green Crack is the perfect companion. As the high mellowed out, I noticed no heavy crash or foggy come-down. Instead, I felt light, uplifted, and calm, ready to ease into the rest of my day without feeling wiped out. It leaves you with this lingering sense of contentment and clarity—exactly what you want from a true daytime strain. If you’re battling fatigue, stress, or that all-too-familiar afternoon slump, Green Crack from Pull Up DC is your new best friend. It delivers sharp energy, laser focus, and a happy vibe that’ll keep you moving, chatting, and getting things DONE. Keep it on deck for busy days, creative sessions, or anytime you need to turn “blah” into “heck yes!”

I will never forget the 1st time I smoked this, it was in 2007 & I was going thru A LOT & I was fairly young at 22 yrs of age & in 4 months I got diagnosed with bipolar disorder, my fiance left me and had to sell the home I was so happy and proud of myself for providing (fiance didn't work), had to move in with my parents til I found a new place, and then got arrested and went to jail for beating up a drunk guy who started the fight, then lost my job as a high end mortgage broker. I was extremely depressed and even suicidal to be honest, I went to the dispensary and told the bud tender to give me whatever he'd give to the most depressed and emotionally exhausted person on earth & w/out hesitation he walked directly to where the 8ths of green crack were, I took 1 hit and it was smooth and had kind of an old school taste to it which isn't a bad thing, and the high hit me quick! I took my 2nd puff off the joint & immediately after exhaling all of my problems, worries & it was like the Green Crack made my brain immune to thinking about/feeling negativity & all of a sudden all of these realistic positive thoughts hit me regarding fixing my life and I was SOOO happy and euphoric, did a bunch of cleaning, worked out, and I swore right then that ANYTIME Green Crack is available I'm buying some. To this day I've yet to find a sativa as good as this as far as motivation, inspiration, and tackling all problems/obstacles. Unfortunately I've only came across it once since then and that was 7 yrs ago and gave me the same high. Id kill to get some well grown Green Crack.

This is a great energizing strain. If you need to stay productive or are having a hard time getting up & moving in the morning this strain is for you. Green crack doesn't give me any anxiety and it doesn't make me feel jittery. If you suffer from fatigue or depression this strain would be great for you.

My favorite sativa for all say every day! Grinding, grinding I can make it happen cuz I'm grinding.....

Herd this stran went by another name until snoop dog called it “green crack” so I had to find it. First run in was magical! Portland Oregon Sumer 2021. Cross country trip from Tybee island to Seattle. Hit a random dispensary and was amazed by the display and selection, they had a special for some strands, gorilla glue, Pineapple Express and last but not least green crack. First was express (because of the movie) nice buzz and handled my back pain diligently. Then it happened a magical moment, I feel in love with the taste and high of green crack. Needless to say, I enjoy being a green crack head. The energy and taste had me. Almost instant beam of divine light from the weed gods surrounded my ever lasting soul and gave me a sense of inner peace and oneness with the entirety of the consciousness of being. The high was instant and sustained for a nice duration, time became a secondary construct to the giggles and stories shared by the pack of stoners entertaining me, there was a sense of yeah I love to get weed high… As an artist it does not curve or hinder the creative edge, it took away my pains and caused classic buzzed conversations… like if we have abandoned homes and homeless people, why can’t we just combine the two to take care of 2 problems… the answer of 4 stoners was because then I would pay too little in taxes to support the authoritarian officials who tell us how to live… ah I can almost taste her now that sweet earthy fruity note followed by a tail end of skunk… the little nose tickling kind. This is my preferred strand, I was on gorilla glue but the munchies were way to harsh! So green crack provides the desired high for about 3 weeks then I got to switch and come back at a later date… So remember stoners, rotate the crops!

Who doesn't love weed that gives you energy? Perfect daytime medication! Unlike other energy giving Sativa's I stay sharp & focused I don't experience any haziness.

Just ignited a Green Crack joint, and it’s an experience that transcends the ordinary—a journey through a fragrant symphony of citrus and earth. Imagine opening a basket of freshly picked tropical fruits, where the sweet aroma of ripe mango mingles with a zesty lime overtone, awakening your senses like a gentle breeze in a sun-dappled orchard. Upon first inhale, the flavor profile is nothing short of exquisite: a harmonious blend of sweet and tangy notes dances across the palate, reminiscent of a fine tropical sorbet that balances indulgence with refreshing zest. This complex bouquet is underpinned by a subtle earthiness, grounding the taste and leaving a lingering, sophisticated finish. The effects of Green Crack are immediate and invigorating, akin to the first rays of dawn breaking over a serene landscape. A surge of clarity and energy courses through your veins, igniting creativity and sharpening focus. This strain doesn’t just lift your mood; it catapults it to exhilarating heights, where motivation and euphoria coexist in perfect harmony. **Benefits:** Green Crack is a revelation for those battling fatigue, stress, or the creative doldrums. It's an intellectual muse, an energizing companion that banishes the mundane and invites you to see the world through a lens of vibrant possibility. Ideal for daytime use, it turns every task into a delightful endeavor, infusing life with a contagious enthusiasm. In essence, Green Crack is not merely a strain; it is a celebration of flavor and function, a Michelin-star experience in the realm of cannabis that invites you to indulge in its brilliance, one delightful puff at a time. - CommonToker

Harvested 6-13-24 by Glacier Cannabis LLC, Michigan. Reported as a hybrid (Skunk #1 X Afghani). 0% CBD, 25.57% Cannaboids, 1% terps, 22.04% ThC. Smells like sweet tarts, green apple sweet tarts. Pine, menthol, spearmint. Tall, high, pointed cones with typical Indica-hybrid spade/shoulders on buds. Reddish-orange hairs, dry-dusty, greenish coating of kief colored trichomes throughout the buds. Light pale green meat that breaks up into little balls. Like smoking a menthol Swisher Sweet cigarrillo, leaving sour notes on the tongue. Not quite as strong as Kush lineage, but it is still amazing cannabis. No eye pressure, focused, happy, pain free and euphoric.