Green Crack reviews

Love this strain. Big, sticky buds with the most gorgeous tangerine hairs. Kind of fluffy when you grind it and just feels good between your fingers as you pack the bowl. Smooth smoke and tastes a little sweet. I have ADHD, which I no longer medicate with stimulants because I 100% prefer cannabis to Adderall. But some days I struggle to focus - especially if my day isn’t structured and what I need to do is something mundane or boring. I always like to smoke some sativa when I clean my house, and Green Crack was great for that. On the flip side, this strain is also great for laying in your hammock reading with your cat. Mellow and relaxing, but not super sedating. I think this would be a terrific strain for social situations. Overall, a wonderful sativa that uplifts and chills at the same time.

Hands down my favorite strain of all time. The lineage is Skunk #1 crossed with some kind of indica (it's a sativa dominant hybrid). When I smoke Green Crack it feels like when I first started smoking, every time. Any anxiety or bad thoughts quickly get pushed out of my head, I get relaxed and when I'm listening to music, whether it's something I've heard 100 times before or something new, I hear it in a way where I hear things I didn't hear before. I can feel the music in a profound way. I have never had a bad or paranoid experience with this strain, I can smoke it day or night, and I don't need to constantly roll joint after joint. Usually half a joint to the head and im good for half the day. I recommend picking this strain up anytime you see it. If you're an older head, and you get a quality product youll recognize the old school smell of the bud, the smell that hits you in the nose and let's you know this is kind. 5 stars all the way, don't pass it up!

GOD! The sex on this strain was PHE- NOM- EN- AL!!! I can't begin to describe the euphoria I felt when making love to my husband. It felt as though my body had left my soul. I'm talking about the beautiful landscape that is my partner's flesh cavity. Sorry. This strain did make me feel amazing. 11 stars, if I could personally 'thank' the grower I WOULD! He must have nice, tough, rough, green thumbs that caress god's gift (I'm talking about this ganja). I would say, if you are thinking of getting it, talk to your husband. If you feel as though you need relief (if you know what I mean), I would recommend trying. First, after smoking (or eating whatever) you and your husband should take turns entering each other's domain. Also, try this while skateboarding.

Do NOT use this strain if you're doing jack shit and are prone to thinking spirals. Great for cleaning the house/washing dishes but HORRIBLE for alone time relaxing. I turn into the Joker. But like one of the funny ones. My go-to for needing to get stuff done but I gotta keep momentum or it all falls apart.

it's great. I've fallen in love with this strain. it's made me a better person. I already have paranoia and anxiety so when the negatives kick in I usually focused and talk to myself about those issues. it's a bizarre high for me. it's perfect to me. id like to compare it to jack herer too thats also an amazing strain. I could on for paragraphs for this strain but I'll save it with a couple words. I go outside at night and smoke a whole joint and I just stare at the sky. let your brain free with this sativa it's magical in a way.

One of my favorite strains of all time. I enjoyed it most in 2011-2017 from Colorado.

Green Crack is an exceptional sativa-dominant strain that delivers an energizing, clear-headed high perfect for daytime use. It hits quickly with a cerebral rush that boosts focus, creativity, and mood. Despite its strong sativa profile, it also offers subtle indica undertones—bringing a mild, relaxing body high that balances out the intensity without causing sedation. Whether you're tackling a busy day or just need a mental lift, Green Crack is a go-to for its uplifting effects and smooth smoke. Highly recommended for those who want energy with a touch of body calm.

I've had many a green crack in my time and it's always been one of my favorites. Perfect for feeling good and getting shit done. But the recent batch I got from arete was on a different level. It gave me a super intense, mind-twisting high that actually made me feel "cracked out." Lots of energy and uplift, but I felt uncomfortable and had trouble focusing. I wanted to plan out my to-do list, but all I ended up planning was how to cross to the other side of the room. I tried playing a video game and couldn't stop dying. (Usually I play better on weed.) Even though it's a sativa the feeling was very heavy and I just didn't like it. Sorry. Also the 34% THC raised my tolerance quite a bit. I switched to something else the next day and had the opposite problem: couldn't get high enough. (Bonus review: Green crack from flow gardens? Peachy keen perfect. Chef's kiss. 👨‍🍳💋🤌)