Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
In sum, why I love this strain!
Active Nausea, Dizziness, Vertigo, Pain Relief, Post workout soreness, gives you the energy and mood to either run a few miles or finally start that fresh journal with your own songs or thoughts, or drawings.
HELPED me with my conditions: ADHD (focus effect:3/5. It can be useful for focusing, but can cause you to space out). SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER (very talkative, less anxious about social situations). GASTROPARESIS with my acute nausea) with PARAINSOMNIA (though anecdotal reports, I’ve noticed the severity of my nightmares decreased while more neutral dreams)
NARCOLEPSY (makes me less tired and more energetic…)
Product Types of this strain: Live Resin, Distillate Cartridge, Edibles, Flower
This is the only strain that I can walk away from this for a couple days, to be able to get its full effects.
This green crack tastes amazing and I smoked a joint. I was gone. This strain is the strongest since I first tried med weed. I always come back. She's a sativa so im uplifted in the mood and very chatty. After it settled in, It had taken over me. There's a paranoid element to it. So I think it would give most people an anxiety at higher doses but it's very hazy. Not much in the body. Im just sitting outside with the dogs enjoying myself . The good feeling lasted for quite a while too and wasn't sleepy on the comedown.
Guys, I vaped this and cleaned my whole house, did the laundry, dishes, etc
Bought blinds for the living room and installed them. Shoveled out all the cars.
Walked to the deli and had a huge hero, then went shopping.
This strain isn’t called Green Crack for nothing. I got a million things done on my day off.
Definitely get it if you’re unorganized, you’ll organize everything in sight.
All strains, whether they be indica or sativa, should ultimately be relaxing to the body, mind and soul. For the first few years of my foray into cannabis, I started with Indicas and found most to be relaxing and sedating to degrees. When I finally decided to give the "other side" a try (cantaloupe haze was my first), it was like a new awakening to and from the herb. From that point on, I have enjoyed various strains of both sativa's and indicas and hybrids, finding therapeutic effects in many, some more than others. Green Crack has a somewhat intimidating name, but after my realization that I love sativa's, I gave this strain a try. GC produces effects that no other strain can or does. An almost alchemy experience of calm, focused body energy, and a mind-opening effect that is a bit psychedelic in nature. Green Crush, as I prefer to call it, because it's effects are nothing like that of crack, offers body comfort and hours of introspective or extroverted bliss. One of my favorite sativas.
The Green Crack strain of Marijuana is a good strain for lasting a full day if you have a full gram of it. However, when put into a pre-roll it tastes like chemical burn so it's best to remove the marijuana and place it inside of a pipe before its properly enjoyable.
March 30, 2026
Green Crack- Trainwreck- Sour Crush
Green Crack best sativa for me because the high is most energetic and clear headed. Trainwreck is second, but clear-headed declines 10% with a ganja feel. Sour Crush third; decline 10% with a ganja feel and 20% with a feeling of well-being (happy/relax – not as speedy.
Kunda
Amazing all the way around this strain is a perfect head high and I can relax on it it smells and taste just like a mango I was actually super surprised how much it smelt like a mango, gives you a very happy feeling super talkative I feel like I could take on the world but I also don’t wanna really get up LOL but I could I’m so stoned right now smoked a 2 gram joint and I’m just laying here after being outside with the dogs and I’m bouts to put on my show and have a blast definitely a great strain for daytime use or if your just getting home after a long day! I’d 110% recommend this to anyone
its like strawberry cough or lemon haze dialed up on the terps