Green Crack reviews

It provided me with the energy to write this review. Very uplifting. I recommend for the individual that will be working solo for 3 or 4 hours.

This strain turns me into an absolute crazy person. Can be fun, but I always feel like it makes me into a little chaos tornado demon. And smells super sour.

So, i went to the dispensary, grabbed this strain (with no homework or research). Went home, smoked a bowl. Relaxed for 15 minutes and then ... Of Course it's okay to powerwash your freekin house at 3:55pm. On a Saturday. Use this in the morning please lol. Enjoy ♡♡

It is a good strain, but for some reason it gave me a hard crash. I start off with a good kick, but if I continue to smoke, it makes me crash hard aka want to sleep. I am going to give it another round to make sure it was the strain and not me: meaning I was already tired when I started smoking. So let's find out right now shall we? It is 7am and I just woke up, had my coffee and I feel awake and ready to start the day; it is now time for a good wake and bake. I am a power smoker so I will review this after 2 big ass bowls (back-to-back) from my 18" beaker bong. Alright man, I am back after two bowls. R.I.P. that last rip jacked me up. Got some stale smoke and it just hit my throat wrong -- you all know what i'm talking about? Freaking coughing and gagging almost passed out LOL. So far so good. I got me some get up and go so I took my dog for a walk in the brisk CO morning -- love that crisp air. Back from walk and re-typing. I can now feel the effects more that I am still and writing and wow! Very nice uplift with a good body tingle in arms and the old headband effect is strong with this one. Focus is strong with this strain, but somewhat relaxing at the same time. That said, this also made me drift away a few times as well -- you know like how Patrick Star would just sit there with dribble rolling down his "chin", and then squirrel! I was back at doing what I was doing LOL. Yeah, I like this one. If I pass out from it, whatever, it's Saturday bitches!

very funny. relaxed

I think I’m in ❤️! Yes...this is a girly review (you’ll survive). I work at a local dispensary and since I’m a patient I thought I should by our Green Crack Short Thoughts. I have titanium rods down my spine and a MAJOR spinal fusion with cages and hooks. I’m always in pain, but I try to ignore it. As you may have guessed it that’s not working out so well. After smoking 1 short thought I’ve noticed a significant decrease in pain. I can still feel some pain, but now I’m ready to get up and get some things done in the house. My mind is sharp and my wheels are turning. I feel very happy and energetic, but I don’t feel anxious. The part I can’t figure out is why my old school 80’s music sounds LIVE 🥰. Buy this y’all!!!

For my brain....this is my go to daytime “git er dun” strain. Motivating it is! Jah bless......positive vibes from NH.

Quit for about a week. Gave this stuff a whirl and man the taste is great!, like a summer barbeque. Feeling is nice 2. Try it