Master Yoda reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Master Yoda.
Grabbed 3.5g of this strain due to the recommendation from my budtender. My wife and I fired up the Volcano Hybrid for this one and HOLY SMOKES (no pun intended), what an experience.
The strain wasn’t overpowering at all. We experienced a light cerebral effect, accompanied with a glorious body euphoria. My wife then began to unfold my childhood and adult characteristics, as if she was the wise Yoda we all know. Looks like I could have saved years of therapy just by handing over some of this sweet flower to my ol’ lady (HA!)
Anyway, I contemplated giving this a 5 Star review, but I’m saving that last star for that rare find and feel.
Overall, “Try this, you must”! -Yoda
Got this in Amsterdam and i remeber it being a stinky boi
May 30, 2021
This is my kinda indica, and I'm usually a sativa person
Was very light for me but I was very functional but relaxed
Good bedtime weed, definitely makes you extremely tired. Also expect to want to eat EVERYTHING. I went from ice cream to burgers to goldfish crackers. Great head high. Seems like you need a hit to knock ya on your ass to feel anything and then I spend time laying down as the room spins. Frequent headaches. Love this strain though
Awesomestrain for muscle spasms and/or any type of Back injury. I’m speaking from personal experience obviously but this worked wonders for me. I broke my back in 2015 and decided to go with medical marijuana instead of chasing the rabbit down the black hole of opiate addiction (which unfortunately I have experienced) even when I took them as directed, I know marijuana is a better option.
My tolerance rose much faster to THc than I thought it would die to edibles, but soon found strains such as Master Yoda that are very high in THc but work well with high tolerance patients because I am able to use this all day and night without getting too drowsy. Micro dosing is something everyone should research and test on themselves. A couple puffs of M.Yoda, every two-three hours works perfectly for my spasms and pain from nerve damage. I am not a medical doctor so my experiences with micro dosing worked well for me, I am not in any way trying to tell anyone how to take their medications. Everyone is different. But it’s worth looking into.
Skunkier smell than I usually go for, as I’m partial to more floral or citrusy scents, but it’s very, very good. Super relaxing but not overly sleepy feeling. Definitely good for chilling out and watching a movie/reading a book.
My experience with Master Yoda has been very enjoyable. It offers a strong body high with obvious mental components that uplifted my mood and made me feel very peaceful and introspective. This is real "journey" medicine, great for meditating, visualizing, and listening to music, among other chill activities.
The indica qualities weren't too pronounced, offering a good mix of sedative and energizing effects, as a great hybrid should, however it did make me sleepy after a few hours and definitely assisted with falling asleep. If done earlier enough in the day this could be a great companion for a nature walk, and if you smoke enough you just might see Yoda himself walking next to you!
That being said, this strain isn't exactly a straight sativa, so if you are looking for something that will keep you energized and awake for hours this is more of a tune in and drop out kind of medicine in my experience. It has a great, earthy flavor, and the flower I purchased (Heavenly Buds, 22.2% THC) had an impressive array of trichomes and offered a clean and smooth smoke. The Force is strong with this one.