Maui Wowie reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Maui Wowie.
Pardon my bluntness, for I am jaded.
This strain has made me understand people that I can not stand normally. I have PTSD and two babies , this strain makes me feel like those things are minor . I have extreme social anxiety due to being an empath because of TRAUMA ( womp womp ) , I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks about me while smoking this. Also keeps me clear headed and fully functioning without being paranoid and feeling like my heart is going to give out at any moment as I do with to much terpinolene in women sativa strains
Love this strain. I tried this strain out of RYTHM’s Remix infused pre-rolls, and they’re fire. If you ever see those pre-rolls at the dispo, get them. Trust me they are fantastic; all the strains are great. Maui Wowie is the best though. I felt more uplifted than energetic. I felt very happy, and somewhat relaxed.
This one’s fun! Very very uplifting solidly strong head buzz/high. Flavor is absolutely delicious. Sweet floral mixed with that wonderful citrusy pineapple taste. Could smoke this all day long. This strain makes me feel amazing. No more body pains. Can function and get stuff accomplished much more easier. The smell of the bud is addicting. Seriously I will just crack the jar to smell it sometimes. Very sweet and memorable time. I’ve had the pleasure of trying Maui Wowie in multiple forms (dry herb vape, combustion, edibles.) and it consistently hits the same regardless of consumption method. Flowers my fave though. Grabbed a few 8th of this from NHC in Grover Beach. UpNorth brand. Good top shelf quality. Tested at a whopping 36% with 3% overall cannabinoids. Packed less than two weeks ago. Pretty much as good as it gets. You see this strain. You buy this strain. Pretty simple. Save an 8th for me!
February 27, 2026
I am very dopamine sensitive, and I had no worries with this one. I felt calm, happy, but I did notice short term memory and focus were lacking.
very beautiful. i smoked her for the first time two days ago and took a good shower. then i took care of everything else i've been putting off. makes talking feel like a connection and not a task to complete. helps with migraines when it doesn't give me one, and overall is amazing. only bad side effects i've gotten are dry eyes, really bad cotton mouth, and bad migraine. makes my paranoia go away and easy to push bad thoughts away and replace with better ones. i recommend to anyone who suffers from anxiety or depression
March 2, 2026
Got to try this for the first time in North Bergen. Best I’ve ever had.
Disintegrated time itself and made me feel like I was viewing my past again through different lenses
Full body relaxation. Creeps up slowly from the first hit. Started in my eyes. It will distract you first and make you forgetful. Then you might not want to do anything other than go to sleep. Great strain but not if you prefer sativas like me. It gives me a.head high but I definitely don't feel social. Makes me want to flip thru the channels without choosing anything and kind of makes me feel blah. I'm not too sure I'll buy this again. Very smooth body relaxation though.