Midtown Haze reviews

Whoa, friends, gather round the porch, light the incense, and let me tell you about Midtown Haze, because this bud is straight-up a love letter to the slow, sun-bleached sidewalks of Midtown. This one's got roots, man real roots. Father's side is Swayze, a creamy gassy sativa born from Oakland Piff (NYC Piff #3 x Gush Mints) crossed with the old '87 line, all classic haze soul wrapped in a smooth, almost dessert-like exhale. Mother's side is Estefan, descended from Sango (Cuban Black Haze x Gush Mints) x 1987 vintage incense-and-metal haze energy with that fierce old-school sativa vigor that just won't quit. Breeder Auryn McCafferty over at Purple City Genetics worked this particular cross for six whole years before he was happy with it, and word has it he calls Midtown Haze his favorite creation of all time. That's not nothing, man. That's devotion. And you can taste the devotion. Crack the jar and you get grapefruit, lemon, a little mango drifting up bright and citrusy, but underneath it that classic Piff haze depth holds it all together, smooth instead of sharp. The high: Energetic, creative, uplifted clear-headed and a cerebral lift that doesn't drag you sideways, it just opens the windows. My friends say it eases anxiety, lifts the fog of depression and smooths out the rough emotional edges. One grower said " It opened up doors of perception" she hadn't felt in 20 years, adding she hadn't felt that good without LSD in ages. " and that she wanted to be a better person after. That's the kind of testimonial you frame and hang on the wall. Why it mimics Midtown's vibe perfectly: Midtown's got that walkable, unhurried energy old buildings, good music drifting out of open doors, neighbors who actually talk to each other. This strain channels exactly that stimulating enough to get you moving and creating, mellow enough that you're never frantic, just pleasantly tuned in. It's the porch-sit and the gallery stroll in flower form. Pros: Smooth haze-and-citrus terps, easy on the throat Energizing without the jitters focus and creativity over couch-lock Big yields, so the good vibes keep flowing Genuine multi-generation breeding pedigree (six years in the making!). If your neighborhood ever needed a strain to call its own, Midtown nailed it.

tases good, head high that makes me want to do something

I really enjoy this strain. I'm relaxed and energetic at the same time. Makes you feel good!

Grown on the Noyo River. Clone purchased from Sol de Mendocino. Huge healthy plants just a little finicky when I got the stem wet, but corrected quickly. Excellent yield with a Mango/Pinapple terp profile. Really pleased with and happy to share the joy like that of one who knows.

The smell of this stuff is amazing, I just wanna make this smell an air freshener and spray it all over my house! Terp profile is amazing as noted above you can tell in the nose. Piney, woodsy with notes of citrus and lemon. Imagine you walked in to a freshly cleaned Lincoln log cabin in the woods, if that makes sense. Definitely sativa, leaning hybrid. The high left me, happy, talkative and gave me energy to do chores around the house. Good job Good Day Farms, great strain and product all around. 4.2/5