Milkman reviews
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Milkman reviews
July 2, 2025
I don’t care what people say about the negative reviews. I’m ADHD and autistic and I gotta say this is one of the best feeling Indica I’ve ever had in my life. From the flavor to how it makes my racing mind feel. I don’t feel so paranoid or anxious. I genuinely like this strain. It goes great with the flow of those who just wanna chill out or those who have just naturally nervous or an anxious mindset.
I’m giving it 4/5 stars and not a 5/5 purely because I tried this in a Jeeter cart, and in my opinion the terpenes tasted too creamy for my liking and I probably wouldn’t get this strain again from that particular brand, HOWEVER the high was great and it did exactly what I needed it to do (pain relief). The best way I can describe the flavor of this specific cart is if you’ve ever tried a Los Primos horchata (it’s spot on) which most people probably haven’t unless you’re in SoCal 😂.
I smoked this in vape form. It wasn’t too bad. The highway was mellow. It wasn’t as long lasting as I would like. But it definitely helped keep my anxiety at bay. I’ll probably smoke it again. Or vape.
If you like flavor, it tastes similar to the leftover milk from eating a bowl of Oops All Berries cereal. It also creates that same waxy texture.
This strain could be very grounding for my ADHD peeps who prefer Indicas. It provides a focus that, for me at least, mimics the intended impact of Vyvanse. It's more a head than a body high.
*tried strain as a Jetter cart*
Really good strain
I had this strain in baby Jeeters, they taste amazing!
I got the baby Jeters and now I’m hooked.
Different taste, hard to explain but I really liked it. Not chemical taste just a smooth hit! My fav is cantaloupe, but I don’t cough as much with this one.