Monster Cookies reviews

Just took a toke out of my piece of this strain. Not too much because I wanted to be able to concentrate on the effects. At first I didn't feel much but man does it come out of no where. I looked down at my phone and looked up and the feeling was awesome! I feel vibrant yet very relaxed. And not a body glued to the bed relaxed but a very uplifting relaxation feeling.

👾🍪 Monster Cookies is off the menu delicious. Heavy on the indica, this shimmering flower delivers a uniquely euphoric high. Long lasting in both the groovy relaxation and the focus, this cookie stands out in the bakery. Santa wouldn't get past another house if he stopped and enjoyed these cookies... the euphoria is very substantial in this member of the cookie family. I highly recommend this strain to any lover of indicas or anyone looking for a powerful uplifting blast off. Polaris did a fine job with this one. Limonene: 1.77 mg/g, a-Humulene: 1.45 mg/g, b-Caryophyllene: 1.46 mg/g.

This strain definitely does a great job at helping you relax at the end of a long day. I used this strain to help me chill out before going to bed and it allowed me a to get a solid night's sleep.

my my my this one here is for the veterans. you call this shit monster cookies i call this shit the beez knees. its got a purple potent taste. relaxing your mind one hit at a time. medication at its finest. 🔥🔥🔥😃

I'm a noob and feel anxious and paranoid pretty easily. I was even starting to wonder if cannibis was for me - that is, until my friend recommended Monster Cookies. This is the first strain I've actually enjoyed. One hit and my heavy depression is lifted. I feel energetic and slightly euphoric. It's as if my world is aligned again. No munchies for me.

This was a good strain. Batch i got was very pretty buds, hints of purple and deep green. Has a good high but for an indica I was a bit surprised at some of the more sativa qualities it had. Most people won't complain but me using for medical reasons I needed the indica effects more pronounced. That said I'd certainly not say no if offered more lol

I use cannabis primarily for anxiety, pain, depression (or mania) insomnia and muscle spasms. I have bipolar disorder (Type 1, Severe), with social and general anxiety disorders. I've tried several different strains, but this one is probably my least favorite so far. It'll quell an anxiety attack either just after or just before it really gets rolling. It's alright for insomnia, and will let me stay awake if I need to. It's pretty good with pain. Similar to a narcotic, it kills minor pain, but with major pain, such as a bad backache or in my case, knee pain, I still feel the pain; I just don't give a shit about it. It's great for depression. It instantly lifts my mood for a while, until I start to come down. The euphoria does hit first, the 20% sativa acting more quickly than the 80% indica of the strain, leaving my mind able to accept the body-high. It relaxes me, but not enough that I *have* to take a nap. It gives me a brief case of the giggles, which I like. It disconnects me from the things around me, and I do, in fact, feel more introspective, and it usually inspires me to shut the hell up. (This is a blessing for others, I'm sure.) The spacey feeling also sets in. This stuff doesn't hit as quickly as some strains. But once it does, it washes over me nicely. The coughing is pretty nasty. It's like I can't stop. And the scent is STRONG. Normally, my house doesn't smell like pot very often, what with four cigarette smokers in the house (I'm the heaviest smoker), and the whole house just REEKS of the stuff. It smells like a Weezer concert. However, there are some definite drawbacks for me. When coming down, it seems like the anxiety and depression that was initially stopped comes back with a vengeance. Some strains that have paranoia or anxiety as negative effects sometimes don't affect me, but this one did. Hard. I had myself a nice little freakout and I tend to be cranky and bitchy after the comedown. For insomnia, it isn't great. Yes, I can get to sleep when I'm supposed to, but the sleep isn't nearly as deep as I could get with other strains. It calms the muscle spasms in my legs I often get when I'm trying to get to sleep, but not as much as others. It also leaves me groggy. And crabby. Those around me have noticed that I don't have a spectacularly good reaction to this one. And once it was pointed out to me, I noticed that after three days of smoking this stuff (tried morning, afternoon and evening), it has become patently obvious that this is not the strain for me. Naturally, because of my brain chemistry, it's possible that this is only a "me" thing. But usually when trying new strains, the properties that are listed for a particular strain are remarkably close to what I'm "supposed" to experience. This stuff will do in a pinch, but I wouldn't personally use it for the symptoms I listed for myself because the side effects far outweigh the benefits for me.

I ended up buying two grams of this for use to help my headaches during sleep. While it wasn't as effective as something like Penny-wise for sleep, I did find it to be a very relaxing body high that sunk me into my bed and let me fall asleep peacefully and quickly.