Monster Cookies reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Monster Cookies.
Monster Cookie is the best Cookie 👾🍪! If u are a really heavy smoker then this is for you. It's strong I give you that, way strong. At first I couldn't handle it a bit, but then I man up and so the adventure began. Me and my crew ended up rolling 3 to 4 blunts. My favorite strain so far.
Smells really nice and light. Dark green leaf, dark orange hair. Nice crystallization. Bud large and so dense.
Smokes really well, smooth no tickle. Large hauls... Slow burning, a 1 paper lasting almost 25 minutes. High is functional and not overbearing.
Very energetic... and feeling kinda randy no lie.
Very good I'm liking it so far.. just breaking into an OZ.
Holy wow did this get me high. One hit and I am gone. Lovely bud as others have commented- very purple and green with tight buds. I bought mine October 1st- one of two of my first legal purchases here in Oregon- and it's now May, and the buds are still pretty sticky.
Takes about 5 to 10 minutes to hit full on. I can still write this review and I'm at my full high (I think), so it's still maneuverable, but damn I am floating on a purple cloud. High-grade cannabis right here.
I felt the first hit all the way to my toes. earthy and sweet, the humulene and caryophyllene recreate an old Chinese medicine remedy for pain. works wonders.
Holy tasty bud! I've only had the pleasure of coming across this cut(in bud form) once, a year ago!!!! I have longed for it ever since! Sooo earthy and pleasant. Loads of GDP coming through, but plenty of cookie influence in structure/resin production. Lots of bag appeal. *BONUS* I just found this cutting in my neighborhood and am currently vegging 4 of these sweet ladies. Hopefully she doesn't stretch like its sister, animal cookies!
May 6, 2017
Tastes good. Not stoney enough for me.
Amazing strain!! The aroma is great and you get some of the Grandaddy Purp when breaking it up, sweet and berries. The high is very relaxing and stress free but can make you a little sleepy if you sit for too long. Haha Sex is also amazing on this strain. Very much recommend this strain.
June 22, 2017
Great relaxing strain. Also a great strain to try before intimacy. The only thing I did not like about this strain was the landing was rough. I would wake up after smoking this with a pretty bad headache and grogginess.