Monster Cookies reviews

Immediate relaxation, pain melts away, mild disorientation, an unknown time spent thinking deep thoughts about nothing in particular...then off to sleep.😊

This hybrid strain is strong & sneaky; it definitely has a lag time& sneaks up on you before you know it! The buds are short & wide, with a greenish- purple hue. The leaves have a whitish, sticky blanket of crystals that glisten over them. There is also a distinct color change with the more mature buds- they have a deeper purple color that gets richer towards the bosom of the bud & it’s stem. Monster Cookies has a piney, berry-dominant infused odor, with “earthy” low notes(fragrances/smells). The buds are sticky & produce a thick resin oil. I definitely recommend using this as a nighttime remedy because of its strength- it gives a strong body & head high. What I’ve personally noticed is that after I’ve smoked this strain, it really does help with pain& anxiety, as I suffer from both. It helps a little for sleep, though I have severe insomnia, so it’ll definitely help with milder forms of sleep disorders. This strain mellows you out for sure,&it made me feel giddy&giggly; however, if you try to go out in public, you might want to reconsider due to the “foggy feeling” it gives to your brain, so any cognitive abilities are very much impaired! The side-effects that I’ve encountered are as follows: dry mouth, reddened eyes, “foggy feeling” over the brain, definite cognitive impairments, loss of coordination, & a delayed hunger (the “munchies”). This strain, which I highly recommend, comes in 3 stages after its consumed use: 1st stage- disorientation & relaxation 2nd stage- euphoria, ax “floating-tingly sensation” 3rd stage- a hungry feeling/aka: “the munchies”. Well, that’s all for now. I hope this was helpful & informative. More to come on other strains. Thank you.

like someone else said on here, very mellow. it’s a head high, but it’s not anything too crazy. also really smooth, rarely any coughing. my only complaint is that it seems to only last about an hour to an hour & a half.

Smells just like my 1990’s baseball cards + weed. Makes my body remember how to feel really good and satisfied. Your cells will roar with satisfaction as the Mon-Mon-Cookies sprinkle through their jubilant membranes. Don’t miss out.

Monster Cookies definitely gives you the mental euphoria. About 3 hits and you’re a goner. But beware of the CRAZY MUNCHIES! I would suggest eating during or before you smoke. Once the first initial high is over, you will be overcome with sleep. Definitely not a morning strain. It’s one of my absolute favorites so far!

Smoked this out of my bong. Immediately noticed on the exhale that there’s a real earthy, peppery, almost tea-like taste. Very smooth hitting, had no harsh cough. Left me with a thoughtful and euphoric mood. A good strain for the evening or night time for sure cause I’m writing this before I go to bed and I can feel the tiredness setting in

Love the strain. I’m a light weight smoker and I usually can’t smoke too much and operate the same. This was a very smooth smoke. Made me feel real calm and relaxed ,but not tired at all. I really enjoy this strain. Highly recommend it to anyone who wants to deep relaxation without the drowsiness.

Excellent bed time strain! Shared a bowl with my husband and damn I'm stoned. I've had an extremely high tolerance lately and this is great! I can't wait to smoke at bed time because right now I'm so sleepy haha. Definitely in the top strains I've tried. This shit will put you to sleep!