oh wow… professor, my beloved. professor chaos is one of the only strains that gets me high 100% of the time. I have the tolerance of a horse and often need several bowls to get me high but with professor chaos I only need one to feel something. I feel light, giggly, and happy when I smoke it. However, sometimes professor Chaos has a dark and evil side. If I am smoking it at night or in an anxiety inducing place, I sometimes feel scared after smoking it. I would not recommend this strain for people who feel anxious while smoking or first time users. I would highly recommend this to experienced smokers and those who do not get paranoid.
Professor Chaos effects are mostly energizing.
Professor Chaos potency is higher THC than average.
Professor Chaos is what you get when you combine the malevolent forces of Mad Scientist and Jack the Ripper, two strains that balance energy with merciless painkilling properties. This 65/35 sativa-dominant hybrid originally from Homegrown Natural Wonders has a sour, spicy aroma that introduces its clear-headed effects perfect for patients needing a potent medicine without sacrificing productivity. Its buds form knobby, finger-like calyxes covered in a snow-like layer of crystal trichomes in a show of Professor Chaos’ supervillian strength.
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- 37% of people say it helps with Pain
- 27% of people say it helps with Stress
- 24% of people say it helps with Depression
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First time I tried it and though I am a regular user ,this stuff made me too stoned. And I didn't vape very much. And the following day I was out of it all day. Take it easy with this one.
smoked a preroll of this with some friends. body pain has evaporated, which is saying something!! the most insane body feeling, giggly too ! hits a bit hard for my lungs, but overall great!
Bought this strain because of South Park, man, shit tastes like lemon candy when it’s vaped.
Got an oz of it from claybourne really like it the bud is not very tens but they are very big nugs smell great it really breaks up in the grinder almost too thin if you know what I mean but it smoke good and really get you there would buy again
Taste: grapes and almost minty High: Primarily a relaxing body high with a clear mind. Heavy but not too bad.
Loo loo loo I've got some apples, loo loo loo you've got some too! After trying so many strains I feel like I've found "the one". That strain that heals you, makes you happy, and has amazing pain killing properties. Form: Shatter Brand: Canamo concentrates Cross: Jack the Ripper x Mad Scientist This strain helps my scoliosis pain as well as pain from herniated & degenerating discs. It also puts you in an amazing mood, the effects lasts a few hours. I'd smoke this strain the rest of my life and be happy about it.
Let's start with the smell. Oh, sweet smelly smell. A sweet earthy smell with a very small touch of pine. The flavor matches as well, a nice earthy tone, very woody and very light spice to it. The high is phenomenal, very clear headed and VERY energetic minus the pounding anxiety. Great if you need to get work DONE. But don't over do it, honestly, or you will know exactly what ADHD feels like, and I'm not remotely close to joking. This is a great "going on a hike" strain, it uplifts you and gives you a great energetic high and a little happy. But make sure you keep topping off, as the crash is a really serious crash, tired, very, very tired, which is no good if you're on a hike. Couple this strain with some Golden pineapple and you will go from energetic, to nice calm stone, and end your night with a few hits from cannatonic...I feel these three are the trifecta of cannabis consumption on a camping day. The high lasts a pretty decent while, I'll admit, I'm a natural low tolerance user, and I'm proud of that, 2-3 hits and I'm in the clouds with this stuff. Do NOT use it for sleep. LOL, just don't. What it's NOT good for: Studying/focusing on school work. Paying any serious attention. I'll tell you why. Some strains like harlequin, are PERFECT for studying, it wakes you up, makes you focus, but is mellow. This strain goes from 0-100 fast and stays at 100 until the drop off, where it quickly goes back to 0. If you have ADHD(like I do), stay AWAY from this if you're using it for school work. Stick with mild "In the pines"/"canna tonic"/harlequin type strains. Only time it's okay for an ADHD user to consume this strain is if you need the energy to battle the depression that sometimes sets in with ADHD, and it will help get you outside, as you will not really want to be inside while high on this. DO USE THIS FOR: shopping(bring a list, you tend to be forgetful on this), hiking, boating, any outdoor activity(minus rock climbing, that's just stupid). Doing laundry, cleaning the house, walking your dog. I gave it 4 stars due to the severe crash that I got after a very good body/mind high. 60/40 mix this with canna tonic if you want results similar to the ever elusive Harlequin.
Out the container you could smell the dankness... Great head/mind high... Haven't received a bad batch yet... I recommend to any and all Sativa heads like myself... Absolutely Top 10 of those type of strains...If you're curious to try something new... Give this a shot...
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- TGA Genetics recommends topping early to encourage more rounded growth
- Four phenotypes can result: two of which grow taller, two of which grow short






