Slurricane reviews

Let me keep it real—Slurricane is that “I’m done with the day” strain. I remember the first time I lit it up after a nonstop day that had me on my feet and in my head. Within minutes, the tension in my shoulders started to melt, and my whole body eased into that slow, creeping calm Slurricane is famous for. What makes it special isn’t how fast it hits—but how deep it takes you. One moment you’re chilling on the couch thinking about what to watch, and the next? You’re in the same exact spot, fully melted, halfway through a movie you don’t even remember starting. The couch-lock is real—but in the best possible way. This isn’t one of those highs that makes you overthink or keeps you wired. It’s full-body, heavy-lidded bliss. For someone like me who deals with insomnia and anxiety at night, Slurricane has become a go-to. It quiets the racing thoughts and slows everything down to a gentle crawl, making it easier to just... let go. If your day’s been loud, chaotic, or just plain exhausting, Slurricane is your peace. Trust me—roll one up, sink in, and let the storm pass right over you.

Tried Slurricane last night, and wow — what an amazing strain! The flavor is smooth, sweet, and just a little earthy — honestly one of my favorite combos. The effects hit pretty quickly but in a really gentle, calm way. No sudden rush, just a smooth high that builds nicely. Right away I felt peace of mind — perfect for my ADHD and CPTSD. Then it slowly moved down through my body until I got that nice “heavy eyes” feeling. My chronic pain in my back and hands eased up a lot too. It started to tingle and feel warm, like all the tension was melting away. Overall: Slurricane is such a chill strain — starts with a relaxing head high and slowly flows through your whole body. Perfect for unwinding in the evening. I ended up on the couch with my husband, watching TV, and then crashed into one of the best sleeps I’ve had in a while.

This strain really hits like a hurricane like really got my hands on this one and it’s amazing. This strain is what I want in a indica it hits really hard it’s not a creeper strain so it’s effects are almost immediate and this strain hits you hard in your head at first then eventually you wonder if it’s an indica but it mellows out around after about fifteen minutes or so and hits you with that classic body load it honestly feels like a hybrid because the body high is amazing and has a nice head high also it’s a mellow head high doesn’t cause anxiety like a heavy sativa strain but it’s nice. If you have any kind of pain in your body it works nice and with the head high it helps you kinda melt and forget about it. 8.5 out of 10 overall very solid heard good things about it not overhyped at all in my opinion. I would describe the smell but I got super high but what I remember is a berry like smell with some kind of earthy tones not super dirty earth more of a background scent and taste.

Really stoney high that will couchlock you for sure. Waves of euphoria coupled with focus on movements/motion are what occur first with some giggles mixed in too and increased talkativity. Slight paranoia comes in if you're wearing earbuds, as you'll think you're hearing muffled sounds (slight door shut or someone walking in the room below you), but it's easily combatable. Next phase you feel in the face/head with tingling and a pure slack-lipped facemelting sensation and droop. This is paired alongside heaviness in the legs and feet that is reminiscent of the feeling you get first walking around after a bout of the flu without that soreness or pain. The last phase is pure relaxation and couch sink/melt with GREAT sleep after. Flavor is just excellent with raspberry, some blueberry, pepper, and floral character. Everything about this flower is great except for it can be a cougher at times. I'm glad I bought an oz and will be on the lookout for more.

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE KO!!! First things first, I purchased the brand “teal cannabis slurricane disposable vape pen 0.5 gram” and if I remember correctly it was around $45. I’ve struggled to consistently fall asleep and stay asleep for as long as I can remember. My health issues: Chronic migraines High blood pressure Anxiety disorder Srojgrens disease (autoimmune disorder) Multiple connective tissue disorder (autoimmune disorder) Fibromyalgia Daily, I deal with significant pain and joint discomfort, fatigue, extreme nausea from medication and just feeling worn down. At the end of every night I take about 2-3 big puffs and about on average 30-45 mins later I am in such a euphoric state where I feel my mind drift off and lift all the weights and worry’s of the day up and turn my on autopilot. I usually sleep so hard through the night, I wake up in the same spot and feeling refreshed. Some times if I take too much it can make me groggy in the morning. It’s nothing that a hit of harlequin or Durban herer can’t fix To shock me back to reality. If you’re not sold on a specific Indica strain try this one. Some of the best sleep of my life and helps turn my brain off after a busy/stressful day. 🙌🏼a true knockout!!

I picked this one up in Illinois medical for a pretty decent price. The company NEZ is a very good craft grow here in the state. They came out with a new bulk brand called Otherside. Absolutely exceptional flower. Bright green, tons of kief. High terpine levels, especially limonine. I've seen this strain have purple hues at times. This one doesn't have any purple, but that doesn't matter. It smells and tastes like a blueberry muffin. The buzz is so nice and mellow, absolutely wonderful for body aches and anxiety. Cross between purple punch and do-si-dos, with good genetics and grown correctly, can't go wrong. Love this stuff!

What a beautiful strain. Feels like eight different stages. Euphoria, high, heart racing, calm, aroused, curious, tired. Good to wind down but not before bed from the celebral effects. Small buds with ivory coated trichomes, took me about 15 minutes to smoke a bowl of this violet stuff. Smelled like sugar, immediate euphoric tingles at the potency. I felt those tingles rattle down until packing my second full bowl I feel my heart racing. Not anxious, but not seeking to be calm, which is why some on here are claiming they felt it was bad for anxiety. Surprisingly, the arousal of this was strong. I could buy an oz easily, beautiful with light visuals. Tasted good. Not too heavy on any negatives besides the heart rate. A+, creative indica.

After getting back into smoking after a five year hiatus I'm realizing my entire strain profile had changed. When I smoked and drank regularly and wasn't medicated (bipolar 2 and ADHD) I could not get enough of sativas: Trainwreck, AK-47, Maui Wowie... I'm probably dating myself here but point is my more responsible, diagnosed adult self has found a better equilibrium that sativas can more easily unbalance. So here I am learning to love indicas for the first time in my life, and Slurricane is the one that's sold me on switching up my profile. The grower was Meraki in Oregon and flower was purchased from Jayne Dispensary. Taste is kind of a berry or reddish grape - light and nice. A lot like the (very very different) strain Headband I can feel a pleasant tingle-pressure around my crown. Nice body tingles. This has a pleasant but not distracting physicality to it. It's really the stress relief that has me writing though. This year has been really hard so far and this has me feeling like I just exhaled for the first time in months. I don't feel locked or weighed down, but I'm not buzzy or needing to do anything really; just very at ease and that's a feeling rare enough to celebrate. It's very present - this is not a weak high - but easy-going enough that I can sit here and write a review and feel really pleasant about it but also know in a few more hits it will float me nicely to the astral realm. I think that's what I'm going to go do right now. Slurricane. The name is a little dumb. But I'd still keep it stocked. It's the kind of strain that reminds you weed really is medicine.