Wonka Bars reviews

Willy Wonka has been portrayed in many different ways, but the gist has always been the same: he creates the most wonderful chocolate in the world, the Wonka Bar. There's a reason this strain shares the same name. Not only does the flavor explode in your mouth the moment smoke touches your tongue, but it glides down your throat like smooth hot chocolate served to you by an Oompa Loompa on a silver platter. It tastes like a joint, now it tastes like a bowl, now i'm smoking it out of a volcano & the smoke is blowing me up like a blueberry. One hit of Wanka Bars is like winning a golden fucking ticket & two hits is like skipping to the end shaking Willy's hand with the keys to the chocolate factory held between my first finger and my thumb like God himself gifted it to me. Buy it. Thank you.

Really really great strain. As usual, a happy accident. Once in a while I will just order something completely random and when a happy accident occurs, I rejoice. This is what I believe a tiny little bit of heaven may feel like. Ahhhh. Bliss.

amazing strain. I never leave reviews, but this strain is my absolute top favorite. helps me focus, stay alert, no anxiety, great for a restaurant manager.

This makes me laser focused. Hits pretty hard around the eyes, very effective for getting tasks done and it removes the background noise for me essentially It’s versatile and nice for kicking back watching a movie or whatever too, and really fun. It does give me that goofy feeling I love in certain weed strains The pheno I had definitely leaned more toward the GMO side. Would definitely smoke it again for that alone it’s a good time

One of the best buds out there if you can get a batch well grown and cured. Luckily the growers that grew this for my dispensary know there stuff but it has been since discontinued for some reason by the them. I was lucky I stocked up on some when it was on sale a while back at 31 percent THC no less it's so good a one hit wonder bud for sure. And I still have a some giant buds I am saving in my reserve stash it's so good. Smells a lil like GMO and some other hints mixed in there hard to describe but it's some fire. Long lasting euphoric effects. Solid strain, nice job breeders on this one! Wonka bars is a keeper.

Can anybody help me find this actual strain in Michigan? It sounds perfect for me

At first I was like I don’t feel shit but then I realized I was watching the same video over and over wondering what’s going on.

I always get sativas hoping they'll help me clean my house haha, I got this in shake form and had half a bowl in the morning. I felt a bit buzzy, definitely creative and focused.. uplifted perhaps.. but definitely not energetic. It didn't take long for this to pull me into relaxation, wanting to just color in a coloring book or do some kinda craft.. but not motivating enough to get my stuff done. I'd say it feels like 70/30 sativa leaning for the first hour and a half after smoking, then 60/40 indica leaning for the rest of the time. I personally gave it 3 stars because it does not feel sativa to me. However it's still a decent smoke, if you have some crafting to do or if you're going to like a wine and painting night with some friends lol.. it did make me happier socializing..