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10/10 effects within minutes. obliterates anxiety immediately. slow onset of physical pain relief but not a couch locker. allow enough time for a post-smoke nap… you never know

smokin it right nowwwww. immediate head and body high. relaxed, head in the clouds, gravity feels a little less strong but at the same time you’re not about to go anywhere. brain function still at somewhere around 60-70%. you’re not writing any dissertations but a comedy movie or the right music is really going to hit. might also get your creative juices flowin. might help with pain? doesn’t hurt. 9/10

Slightly sweet earthy flavors. Slow onset but once it hit it was like a smack in the face. droopy eyes and body high followed by slow waves crashing over your consciousness. 9/10

one stop shop. euphoric head high with a tingly phantom limb body high. earthy berry flavors. currently just dislocated the same shoulder for the 6th time. this stuff is helping while keeping my brain abuzz. 10/10

An iconic classic for a reason. Smells and tastes like grape. Delicious earthy and fruity flavors and smells. Peaceful light headed fog. Calming body high. No anxiety or couchlock if you don’t over do it. Great for “chillin” and watching a movie even better for before bed. 10/10

delicious minty/ menthol/ floral flavors. slow creeping head high. eyes are heavy but I didn’t sleep last night. relaxed and somewhat uplifted. will find yourself lost in a book or hours into a conspiracy theory deep dive. or maybe just staring at a wall 8.5/10

Tasty fruity smoke. Slow ride into a crazy head high. Great for music, writing, giggling. Relaxing. Movies. Chillin. 9/10

bright green buds with dark purple and orange hues. sweet fruity/ tangy flavor. immediate relaxing effects. good for physical pain, but not really a body high. calms nerves and mentally knocks you the absolute f out 9.9/10

Smokey woody flavors. Slight sweet/ citrus hints. Green and purple buds covered in glitter. A sativa focus with relaxation comparable to an indica. Great for locking into movies or creative work. 7.5/10

woody almost campfire like citrus flavors. chill smoke. very similar tasting notes to Sweet Water Brewery’s G13 IPA. heady high. eases stress immediately. no noticeable body high. just an easygoing head high with potential for some laughs. 7/10 for the high 9/10 for the flavor