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You guys like this? It tastes like a sour cherry warhead, and I'm an adult. I'm so sick of candy and dessert strains. I want dinner! The effects are there though, so two stars.

It tasted like the air in the Luby's cafeteria, back when they allowed smoking and non. It's skunky, cheesy, a bit sweet. The skunk comes through much stronger. The glue, not so much. Overall not a fan. These are two strains that didn't need to be crossed, but here we are. It's fine.

I've had many a green crack in my time and it's always been one of my favorites. Perfect for feeling good and getting shit done. But the recent batch I got from arete was on a different level. It gave me a super intense, mind-twisting high that actually made me feel "cracked out." Lots of energy and uplift, but I felt uncomfortable and had trouble focusing. I wanted to plan out my to-do list, but all I ended up planning was how to cross to the other side of the room. I tried playing a video game and couldn't stop dying. (Usually I play better on weed.) Even though it's a sativa the feeling was very heavy and I just didn't like it. Sorry. Also the 34% THC raised my tolerance quite a bit. I switched to something else the next day and had the opposite problem: couldn't get high enough. (Bonus review: Green crack from flow gardens? Peachy keen perfect. Chef's kiss. 👨‍🍳💋🤌)

Very nice product on the whole. Gives a big, spacey high. Great for introspection and marveling. Could be good in the right circumstance. I wasn't about it though.

This is some really good weed! For some reason I had low expectations, but I was blown away by how good it is. Very strong scent of pine with a sweet, spicy, fruity taste. A hint of lemon, citrus, and pineapple, with the faintest whiff of chem and gas. It is SO SO good! I could taste that all day! And the high was just sublime. It hits hard and fast and sends you straight up. Feels like I took the elevator to the top floor penthouse, or like I'm docking at a space station high in orbit. I'm a sativa guy and this is exactly what I look for. It's very strong and feels like there's no ceiling. I hit two bowls in quick succession, which I normally never do, and I was floating. It was even a tad psychadelic. I was extremely high but not uncomfortably so. I hate the feeling of being "too high," and I didn't come anywhere close. Standing ovation on this one. If I had to list some negatives, it would be: tolerance builds quickly, the effects aren't super long lasting, it's a bit "one note-ish", and the taste and feel can get old after a while. Not exactly a daily driver, although I wish it could be, and I guess there's nothing stopping you. But it's probably best to save this for special or semi-special occasions.

Now I know why they call it gas! In addition to smelling like straight kerosene and tasting like sweet engine fumes on the exhale, it also hits like a freight train. And yes, it's technically a sativa, but it hits so hard and gets you so high the feeling can't help but go to your body. This is what you take if you want to get fucked up! It did make me focused, but it also made my thinking heavy and skewed my judgment. It basically melted my brain. This is not the strain for getting something done, unless you want to do it like scooby doo and shaggy. Hey, those boys got results! I can definitely see why it's been so popular all these years, but I prefer gentler, more clear headed strains.

This is a very nice hybrid. It gives a powerful narcotic high, with that comfy warm blanket feel that everyone loves. Almost like being drunk on weed, if I can say that. My only complaint is there's just a little too much going on here. You've got the relaxing stone in the body, the heavy narcotic feel in the brain, the racy uplifted thoughts on the sativa side, the trippy psychadelia visuals, the happy euphoria, even a slight headache and anxiety just because you're so high. Pretty much every effect you can think of is present in this little package (except it doesn't cloud your thinking or make you slow, which is nice). If you're an experienced user this could be perfect for you, but when I tried this I was in the mood for something more down to earth and had to switch gears. Overall a very balanced full spectrum experience. Potent and intoxicating.