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If you find yourself in a cannibus cafe out west with some friends and want to laugh so hard that everyone in the venue looks at you like you're insane, then boy do I have a strain reccomendation for you: Kosher Tangie. This indica leaning hybrid is just what the Dinner Mammal ordered, and one that I hope will have you too asking for seconds. A bit of a funky citrus and cilantro flavor, but very ideal for crushing anxiety, stress, depression, and giving a damn about what other people think. Now I think that's something we can all chew on! I'd pair this strain with 21st Amendment Brew Free or Die Blood Orange IPA, and a heaping pile of deep friend pickle chips.

A superb strain that I refer to as my "knockout strain". This strain is my go to for evenings where I need to get to bed early and stay asleep throughout night. After a few inhalations I'll start feeling SUPER relaxed and within 40 minutes if I'm not in bed then I'm sleeping on the couch. I'd take that 40 minutes to listen to some Ravi Shankar and pet your cat. This strain is heavier for me, but I like that it keeps my night terrors at bay. The only thing that is slightly rough for me is the Caryophyllene content, I will cough more than I would with something that is higher in Myrcene and I always do an iconic "Dad put too much black pepper on his spaghetti" sneeze. I won't let a little coughing and sneezing deter me from a good nights rest though. I'd pair this strain with two fingers of Jameson's and a Tuna Melt.

I was a little hesitant to explore the appetite arousing effects of Sojay Haze, but if I didn't chew my hand off then neither will you. Call it an anomaly but I don't get the munchies, however, if there is good food available I will graze. Because that is how the Dinner Mammal do. A precarious species, the Dinner Mammal would much rather pair good herb with good drink and bad bitches. Sojay Haze may be getting a 4 out 5 but don't let that deter you from giving it a try. Like the Dinner Mammal always say: "Different Strains, Different Brains". It's simple dude. Live life and be kind gang!

Chocolope. So if they (whoever assigned the value to the random shape) had decided that 3 was actually 4 and 4 was actually 3 then wouldn't 14 minus 3 equal 9? These are the questions I find myself unleashing on my unsuspecting friends while enjoying the creative high that is Chocolope. Fatigue is toppled and deep fried snacks beware!  It's an old West showdown and there is a new sheriff in town.  His name is Dinner Mammal.  And yes,  it tastes like chocolate. My drink and food pairing for this strain is Rhinegeist Panther stout and hot pepper cheese balls.

Excellent stain for listening to Earthless while showing. I also enjoyed walking around a closed mall eating an oreo mcflurry before the shower. Flash forward to after the shower: Great strain for falling asleep with a purring cat on your belly. I medicate for depression and anxiety and stress and this strain derailed all of those. I would pair this strain with an Oreo Mcflurry and a Marlboro 27.

This is my favorite strain to use when I am out with friends and I wanna beat my anxiety and depression and just have fun. Chimichangas and 2XSmash by Southern Tier both pair very well with it.