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This is an indica thru and thru. Vaped about 5-7 puffs from a Jetty Extracts Solventless CA. cart and let me tell ya. This strain works. You’re hurt? No more pain! You’re sad? No you’re not! You’re a happy little bee in a flower field. This strain rocks! Solid body and head buzz. I’ve been a heavy user for years now and this one caught me off guard. Very potent. Starts with that bubbling behind the eyes and head feeling and spreads everywhere finally setting into a warm wavelike feeling thru your extremities. Taste is also amazing beyond! This is made up of GSC X Chemdawg. Solid flavors from this one. Nice chemically garlic and oniony pungent earthy planty taste. Love it. Just an old school taste. Could vape this all day. My favorite strain is platinum afghani and the platinum part of platinum afghani is GMO so about as close as I’m gonna get to my favorite strain in cart form. Thanks Jetty for consistently providing amazing products!

Leafly isn’t populating it but this review is for a cross called Platinum Afghani. Grown by UpNorth Humboldt. Very strong very heady Indica high. Very fun. Nice solid couch lock strain. I’ve never had flower that has knocked me down like concentrates before. The amount of kief you get is amazing. Simply amazingly awesome iced out bud. Give it a try. It’s Afgani crossed with GMO. Two of my favorites combined for a definite power couple. Thanks UpNorth!

Solid strain right here. Took about a third of a gram in my might +. Effects were immediately felt of warm calmness. About 20-25 minutes later. That wonderful headband feeling comes into play. Not mind bending or melting but this strain is REALLY good for music. Bumping some of The Elovators gardenia and it’s got a great beat. Try this strain. Especially if you’re a musician.

Definitely a creeper. Low n slow baby is the way this strain likes it. Grabbed a Jetty Soventless cart. Voltage at 2.7v. Shit slaps. Enough said. Strong indica. Very terpy and heavy once it sets in. Zero burn or cough with this one. Nice smooth fruity gassy taste. Should have called it gas punch. Very evenly balanced head high but that awesome couch lock feeling neck down. What’s wild is it feels like it gives you a back rub. Awesome after work or post workout strain.

As an OG Lover, this might be my favorite phenotype. It’s got that rock on hell yeah buzz of true OG but muted ever so slightly by the Indica in this strain. It will definitely make you tired but not spacey. I felt really focused and locked in after hitting my vape about 8 times from this. Might be one of the best tasting vapes too. Definitely get some GMO style funk with the perfect mix of spicy gassy coverage on your tongue thru the exhale. Kinda reminds me of like the after taste of eating garlic bread. It’s pretty good. Effects are right on. Will not wake you up at all but more help you focus. Would make a good afternoon time strain.

Solid sativa. Solid energy kick with a nice heady buzz. Vaped a half gram out of my mighty plus. Flavor profiles spot on. Nice sweet, spicy jack flavor with a hit of lime and pepper. Tested at 26%. Definitely give this strain a try.

Solid strain right here. Brazilian crossed with South Indian. Grown by UpNorth Humboldt. Indoors. 38.65% Total. 33.19% THC. Means over 5% terps here guys. This is some iced out seriously strong (serious warning here newbies) herbs! Toke it up!

Yoooo!!! This strain be hella fun!! So you want that amazingly awesome couch lock feeling BUTTTT…. Just in your body AND you want a fucking ZING of a head high that reminds you of some of the biggest tokes from green crack you have ever dared to try??!?! Then ALAS! You have found your strain. So let me break this down to you. I found this wonderful strain in RSO form… yup. You read that right. RSO! So for those of you that don’t know the true difference between rec and medical. Give RSO a try. This is medical strength thru and thru baby. I popped a 50mg RSO tab made by Emerald Bay Extracts and am typing this review about 2 hours post ingestion. I took it with a spoonful of peanut butter to help shuttle the THC more effectively. Give this method a try. You’re gonna like it. Effects are WILD. DEFINITELY could be anxiety inducing for those not familiar with effects. Best taken around 2:30 ish. Will give you a solid 4 hours of hell yeah energy. But this one will have you walking hella funny. Legs and arms turn into straight jello. Brain be working hella good. Super focused and motivated to do some cool shit. Try it out man!

This review is for a cross called “Blueberry Revenge.” Grown by Decibel Gardens out of Santa Cruz, CA. Indoor grown. VERY high quality buds that literally glisten in the sunlight like looking thru a kaleidoscope. Very tight and dense nugs. Dark green with these wild pops of purple and some of the most gorgeous orange pistils flying all over the place. If you have seen TRUE Red Congolese you know what I am talking about when it comes to those orange/ red pistils. Tested right at 29.97%. Really this is on the higher side of acceptability for me. Anything higher percentage than this is kinda imbalanced and rather bland. The real ones know that terp % is what really matters. I would guess this one is in the 4.5-5.5% terp range. Standout one for me and yes I can literally taste the difference in terps, is myrcene. Myrcene is fun! This is where indicas get that couch lock. I wager this strain was probably 1-2% myrcene. It will knock you out hard. Flavor: oh man… straight out blueberry poptart mixed with a perfect amount of gas/ chem profile for the ole razzle dazzle! I’ve never had any sort of issues with Decibel Gardens. You guys do a fantastic job providing the world a much needed service of providing REAL medicine that delivers REAL results.

🧠 = LAVALAMP!!! (Enough said) Grown by the lovely ladies and dapper dudes at UpNorth Humboldt. Tested at 32.99%. Packed less than 2 weeks ago. This shits no joke. Well done! At 30 bucks an 8th at NHC in Grover Beach, literally a steal of a deal.