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I wanted to try this strain because I really love the San Fernando valley and specifically the music scene there. The 60's70's and 80's SFV was the home base for so many great musicians. And I tried it at a music festival ironically. I sparked it up and hit it throughout the set. I ended up smoking about two joints of SFV. What i can say is it has a super strong head high, almost dizzying. A good calm feeling set in and I couldn't even feel my body, I was only aware of my head and it felt like i was a bobble head. But when You start moving you are pain free and feel like you are floating. It's a really good daytime strain that transports you to another dimension. Unlike some hybrids or sativa's this one doesn't make you very productive. Best to use when you're home or out with friends.

Ive had this strain twice. Once in flower and the other in a disposable vape pen. I'll be focusing on the flower for this review as vaping doesn't do much for me. But I walked outside of my restaurant and sparked up a joint of it. I'd always wanted to try it because of the movie and I was pleasantly surprised. I split the J with my brother but once it was done we walked to a gas station a block away to catch a Uber ride. I spotted a whole pizza someone threw in the parking lot and couldn't stop laughing and the gas station clerk looked at me like I was fucking high. Which I was. I was super fucking stoned. We hopped into the uber and went to the strip club and by the time I got there I felt like a slab of butter melting on a big stack of flapjacks. Everything was funny and I was super relaxed but functional. It had a mild body high but a great head buzz. This is a great strain that crushes anxiety and depression and just makes you feel good, like how you should feel all the time. Hands down some of the dopest dope I ever smoked.

This was the second strain I ever smoked and I split a bowl with my brother so we each got about three hits. Went back inside and waited and felt fine when everything became funny and I remember laughing about how Tommy pickles from rug rats was so fucking scary looking. Then a massive pit enveloped my stomach and I was ravenous for food. I ate so much I gained 8lbs the next day. If you want a classic indica that's just down right good and trustworthy then YODA is for you. Also the eighth I bought had about four huge nugs in the jar, each one was sticky and coated in crystals making it look like frosted sugar. The smell is a combo of pine and earth. It smells like a fresh green forest.

This is one of the strains I've always wanted to try and boy oh boy let's get to this review. I took two heavy hits before I left to get into my Uber to go to the Life is beautiful festival here in Las Vegas. The time between the two hits and the time I'm out the door is about five minutes. So I'd say 10mins after I smoked I walked outside to wait for the uber and everything looked color saturated, the wind was blowing a slight breeze and GC elevated my hearing and it was the loudest but gentle wind. Everything looks and feels good. By the time I'm at the festival my social anxiety melted away and I felt confident and comfortable. My pain was gone too, I have a heel spur and a bad back and it all was taken care of. A few hours passed when the band I was waiting for came on. ( Cage the elephant) And I lit up the joint of GC I brought. I toked on it for about five songs before finishing it and I actually couldn't believe what I was seeing. I'd been waiting for a band to make me say holy shit and this was it. I was laughing I was staring intently I was in awe of this amazing music and crowd I was in. This strain is the Only sativa I ever will use. I tried Jack Herer but it didn't do anything for me. It actually gave me anxiety where GC didn't. If you want a classic sativa that makes you feel ready to take on the world in a small dose, and transport you to another universe with a larger dose, green crack is for you.

Lord, dear lord thank you for this strain, I'm in tears with how good this strain is IM CRYING ITS SO GOOD. This is the dopest dope I ever smoked hands down. Before this my go to and TBE was YODA OG but thus blew it away. It came to me by the name of OG Story but learned it was a slightly different OG KUSH. Man it is like you're sleeping on a bed of clouds made from Morgan Freeman's voice. Everything is funny and it's intense euphoria is like you're going into hyper speed in the millennium falcon. Imagine a entire black church hopping up and down screaming hallelujah and praising the lord for its existence. That's what i feel like right now. It's Dope!!

I got a pre roll of this and lit up and got about half way through the joint when I noticed I feel like my body is floating above my head.. I stand up and realize I'm going to get the spins from this. See I don't know if it's the strain or the lack of oxygen in my lungs but every time I smoke too much I get the spins but blueberry is notoriously potent as I've come to see and one or two hits is perfect. You get the full effect, you feel slightly head high with a heavy body buzz. The taste is the worst part, to me it tastes like pinesol and the texture of the smoke is unique. But I do recommend this strain to be used in moderation.