Critical Mass reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Critical Mass.
March 15, 2019
Pretty caked buds that smell great / mood is happy and bliss overtakes the soul into the late night.
First some background, I am an ex bodybuilder and sports enthusiast with numerous injuries, mostly back, neck, ribs, spine. I always have critical mass on hand, I was able to get completely off my narcotic painkillers, I sleep better, I can function around my children, and I am in less pain and a much happier person. For those that have used Marijuana before and have a pain issue, I would suggest mixing in a higher thc flower or a high thc bowl topper, but for starters with pain issues this is perfect, low thc, good CBD levels for not being a concentrate. Very HIGHLY recommended.
Critical Mass is an excellent choice for me when it comes to treating migraines, anxiety, and insomnia. This is the strain that takes the migraines away the most and gets me slightly high enough for a long time that my whole body is able to feel better as well. This is one of my top high CBD choices.
Smoked a joint, slow creeper high. Very smooth inhale...fruity, very nice, no cough. Gave me a head high. Very zoned in and focused. Very mellow, great people watching high. I was told I ignored people that asked me questions.... wow, I didn’t know! Totally zoned out! Lots of laughing when prompted to by others. Lasted about 4 hours, although I was taking hits in between for the first two hours, smoke about half of the joint. Took a pottery class and made some very cool stuff. Made a sunflower, ash tray, dog shit and clam shell. Turned out awesome!
Give this strain a solid 4. Low munchie factor. Although I did end up buying a large bag of peanut M&M’s.
Anyone who knows me knows my favourite strain of all time is critical mass because I never shut up about how amazing it is. Extremely intense in every way, long lasting body high, everything you hear sounds absolutely amazing and if you smoke enough, you’ll even get visuals similar to a good psychedelic trip. Critical mass literally improves literally everything, mood, pain, stress, anxiety (except for mobility, deadass you cannot move, the couch lock is real so make sure you get snacks in advance). Get ready for the most euphoric weed you will ever smoke...buckle up kids, this strain isn’t for a rookies.
An absolute favorite to cut higher THC strains when you don't necessarily want to launch to another dimension. My husband and I prefer totally different experiences and this is the only strain we have found (so far) that checks all of the boxes. On its own, it has such a warming relaxation due to the CBD, but mixed with a higher THC sativa can produce a wonderful chatty experience while curled up on the couch.
First of all I swear the smell and taste of this strain is sooo similar to a milk oolong tea I’ve had I can’t get over it. I smoked way more than I thought I did because I was expecting a stronger head high. When I felt relaxed, calm, centered, and with less pain it dawned on me it was the weed! Highly recommend for migraines, stress-related muscle tension, and for a functional body high for pain relief or stress relief.
Great night strain! I only do 2 hits and go straight to sleep! I have chronic pain and its rare for me to sleep the whole night. Love this strain!