Critical Mass reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Critical Mass.
I have been an on and off smoker for about 10 plus years now. I have consistently used cannabis products (CBD, THC in form of flower and concentrate for about a year now, where I have recorded and actually used medicinal (self medicated). I stop all my pharmaceutical medications for Insomnia, ADD, OCD, and Depression. Living an active lifestyle consisting of weight lifting, yoga, light martial arts, beginner running, and the occasional crossfit class I'm big on how strains make me feel. Sorry for the history lesson, but making you aware that my reviews will be based off what a strain does for my well being and performance.
Critical Mass should be called "Mass Effect" and is definitely in my top 5 smokes. I know everyone says that but this is the PERFECT indica for me. I'm so functional mentally and it calms my brain down a good bit. Great body effects especially post workout and being on my feet all day. Munchies were controllable, inspired to write, yoga felt so great and I felt like I sunk so deep into the asana! Your body feels very weightless and relaxed. Would definitely recommend this for all levels of blazers. Smooth taste and easy on the throat. I'm very picky about indica dominant and this is by far one of my favorites. This strain is great for the following:
Post Workout Pain- muscle soreness disappears.
Anxiety- if you've had a heavy day of human interaction this dissipates social anxieties felt throughout the day.
Light Focus- be ADD as f*ck (clinically diagnosed and medicated) this is a great way to calm my mind so I can relax.
Meditation/Prayer- puts your very close to your true inner self and higher power. Not trippy but very serene and peaceful.
Yoga- yeah just flow and you'll see! Everyone should google sun salutation A or moon salutation if you're going to smoke this.
I will try to post a review for each strain I try now that I live in a legalized state! My reviews will be similar to this one and as a disclaimer I'm not the person that smokes a strain once and swears its the best thing since Taco Bell. I give at least 3-4 sessions before I review. Peace, Shalom, Namaste my friends!
Stay Lifted!
PhoenixBlaze
Just a weird body high, its like everything but your brain is high, dunno how i felt about it.
Honestly, this might be my favourite strain so far. I've got a lot of chronic pain and fatigue, as well as the mental crap that comes along with dealing with that. This strain is the only one that's been able to help with all of those aspects without getting me locked to the couch. I was worried it would be too strong for daytime use, but it's great for me during the day. Helps muscles relax and also helps me to eat (I get bad nausea also). Then by night time, it helps me fall asleep much faster and I'm finding I'm actually having some refreshing sleep again. I've also found I haven't had to smoke as much as I normally would in a day, so that's also been a surprise bonus. Couldn't recommend it more, definitely try some if you can get your hands on it.
Floored me for hours, still stuck as i write this :/
Critical Mass
This was a great one. Here's the quick review.
Critical mass was a very quick burning and heavy hitting medicinal strain. The flavor was alright and it left you somewhere past clear headed but not quite to full on stoned.
I got this stuff pretty cheap from a new dispensary. It was about 6 months old.
The buds on this one were kind of a low quality. Even some twigs in there for good measure. Green with some of that fuzzy moss on it. No obvious orange,purple or black. Not covered in sugar. Sort of unappealing.
The smell was sour. Pretty traditional.
It burned quickly and hit the throat moderately hard. Just enough to let you know it was there, but not enough to really really burn. I liked it. I prefer a bong rip that has a little bit of a bite to it. Maybe not everyone does.
The flavor hit fast. Sort of a combination of wood at first with a slightly grape aftertaste. I thought it was pleasant.
The feeling took a bit to set in. I felt pretty clear headed but not totally. It probably pushed me just a bit farther then you should be driving if that's any reference. My whole body from my head down to my heels felt relaxed and tingly. This was a very very medicinal strain. I felt good and not paranoid , hungry or really really tripped out.
This is a great cross between what I would call a "recreational" strain and a "medicinal" strain , leaning more towards recreational. Meaning it has a little bit more psychedelic and cerebral qualities then it would pain, anxiety or insomnia relieving, Although it definitely has those also.
Didn't have a lot of paranoia or other negative side effects some of this pot has. That is probably in large part due to the higher cbd content of this one. I was not as hungry as I usually get. Which is good because I am concerned with my diet. But the pain relief and relaxation was there.
If I had a higher tolerance , this would be my new daily user. As it is it will probably be a good reach for when I've had a bit more rough of a day.
Enjoy the sweet embrace .... of critical mass.
- Pineapple Scott
Real relaxed 😜
I am an experienced user. I was looking for a strong euphoric lay me out buzz. What I got was incredible pain relief, functional high. 1st time users may feel blasted. I experienced a nice easy zero anxiety lift. Yeah, after about an hour, I planted myself on the couch. But, I was pain free and I got some laundry down.
Critical Mass is my favorite strain. It smells quite piney with earthy undertones. The smoking experience is smooth, and pleasant - leaving the user in a euphoric couchlock.