Dutch Thunder Fuck reviews

Each symbiosis of ganja and soul is unique in each incarnation. Fuck a bouquet of flowers! Give me a jar of Dutch Thunderfuck. Now that’s romance, drawing in its essence in the candlelight, the unearthly smell gloaming into your consciousness, like the laughing light of a positively twinkling day abruptly rendered into odour. And Thunderfuck is right. Only it doesn’t come out of the sky. It comes out from right inside you, a bloody psychic Roman candle rising and rising with a whistle, its boom a descent into familiar intoxication. This is a special occasion strain I use to impress my friends and romance my wife; but, uh, she’ll eventually like these kinds of flowers... someday. Maybe.

Wonderful daytime strain, Good cerebral high, and body high. Relaxes your muscles, and allows to stay uplifted and energetic. It has a sharp citrus-pine aroma, and a earthy-diesel flavor on exhale. Nice all around strain.

I only use a vaporizer with this flower. It literally tastes like you have eaten a passion fruit when you inhale. By far the best tasting bud I have ever experienced.

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Love it

I've always been a fan of ATF, and in my experience I haven't met someone who hasn't been a fan of anything Dutch. First time trying this strain and for anyone who's dealing with anxiety disorders or anything the like, I highly recommend this strain. My weapon of choice was my 30 inch beaker (by roor), so with that being said, I was experiencing the effects a bit sooner than anything else. It usually takes me a few dabs to reach my desired "high" but with a couple of bowls I was at the perfect level. It's a subtle high at first with a relaxed euphoric state (this is when more of the sativa kicks in... at least for me this was my experience). You get a mild sense of sedation but nothing compared to the extent of true "couch lock" as you would with any of the Gorilla Glues. Overall I was pleased with my harvest of Dutch Thunder Fuck, and can definitely see myself getting this strain in a larger amount sometime in the near future.

I'm currently working my way through an 8th of Dutch Thunder Fuck. So far, I like the nice mellow high. The scent of the buds is citrusy-pine. The smoke is smooth on the throat and lungs. I haven't used this strain for creative endeavors like painting or writing yet, but it is a nice companion for my morning Qi Gong practice. I'm feeling mostly a mellow, swirly head high, but can also become a Chatty Cathy with this strain. I feel hunger beginning to grow in my belly.

One of my favorite strains, amazing fruity aroma and taste. Great head high, mellows after a while and had me laughing my ass off. Very visual for me too, nice euphoria and some tracers. This is the weed I've been searching for the last 20 years haha.