Green Crack reviews
Read people’s experiences with the cannabis strain Green Crack.
Excellent Sativa taste. Sativa flavor without the overwhelming lemon and pine that normally dominates these strains. Heavily heady, floating sort of body high (rather then sinking kush). Caution is in the name. Green Crack not only refers to the energy aspect. But a very real paranoia that comes on with it. Mostly it manifests into constantly checking your pockets to make sure you didn’t lose things. At worst making you comfortably antisocial, or on the lookout (even though it’s legal) for law enforcement on your own porch. For the experienced-🍅
Aroused. Wanted to go have fun. Sleepy towards the end.
My first 4 star review, though really like 4.4 ha anyway, it's a very great pick me up feel, a little less energetic and not a 'dome rocker' as I would like and was told/heard. Actually the head high is just a little too racy (for my taste) without too much chill/relax effects. Being said, it's definitely a Sativa, it didn't improve my mood greatly, but noticed a quick high onset, and it lasted a while! Best quality is a nice focus that would help add etc. Not as good as certain sativa hybrids or most other sativa even; quality never the less.
I love it, you want to smoke this in the morning, it will get your day going. It make me feel inspired and motivated. This is on my top five list for sure.
December 15, 2016
Rarely do you find a commercial strain that satisfies the grower with awesome yields and the average blower with satisfaction while being lauded by the pot snob as excellent herb. This one has a sativa and indica pheno. both yield nicely. the sativa pheno hits behind the eyes right away and quickly refreshes the senses like breathing in fresh air on a spring morning in the woods while bacon is simmering on the campfire. Mood brightens, outlook improves, energy levels rise but relaxing is still easy. its weakness is it wears out in about 50 minutes and you feel the drop eliciting the urge to refill the lungs! This is why it was named green crack, cause u gotta take frequent bumps. The indica Pheno, smells of rotting mangoes or fruit, though not the popular pheno, its my favorite of the two and in my top 10 strains. The indica buds are large and extremely dense, normally this pheno is manicured to perfection, like wieghlifters shaving every hair to show thier bulging muscles, budtenders shave every hair and hint of sugar leaf to show off its bulging tightly knit calyxs making the buds look identical to green strawberries. The consistency and smooth tightness of the buds are that good. The buzz is euphoric to start and relaxing like the feeling on a saturday morning with nothing on the schedule. Because of zero anxiety the tendency is to overindulge and this strain has the ability to make you nod. Often you wake up in the morning sitting in the chair you were in when you took the last rip. Death by Narcolepsy...
January 31, 2019
Energetic high, floaty, kinda tastes like oregano
I went for a hike and I didn’t stop hiking. That’s all.
Tried green crack for the first time today. What an amazing Sativa! This green crack is so reminiscent of when I first started smoking due to the head buzz, with no couch lock and lots of energy. Back then it was mostly Sativas in my area. I can’t wipe the smile off my face, and I feel ready to take on the day! The best part? I only needed a few puffs!
Smell: tangy and sweet
Looks: looser buds, typical for Sativas, lots of crystals on the inside of the buds.
Taste: sweet, almost like breathing tropical flowers
Recreational effects: energetic, fast paced, feel on top of the world and ready to take on the day
Medical: wipes away my depression, helping me focus like crazy, no fatigue, perfect morning medication.
The only thing I’d advise is for new patients and users to take it slow at first, as I could see some people getting anxious from it.