Samoas

the flower smelled incredible overall, mostly skunky but not able to describe any specific scents. really soft and fluffy, when ground it produced more than expected from the size of the bud. extremely smooth intake, like probably the most stand-out factor I experienced was how unexpectedly smooth it went down (using a 12in glass water pipe) which made it very enjoyable. tasted really good but no specific notable flavors to me. bodily experience is very calming and made me feel floaty. pain relief was appreciated. goofy attitude and stress releasing. Side effects so far include: - staring at random items on the counter - wanting to sit down - loss of attention - standing next to but not sitting on the couch for entirely too long - over describing thoughts during internal dialogue - mild confusion - randomly standing in the hallway for 5 minutes - staring into your phones lock screen - going to the fridge but not opening it - standing next to the back door looking at chickens outside the window

Note: I care about the effects of a strain; not whether it tastes like lollipops. My cannabis bio: I've been a cannabis enthusiast for 7 years. My former favorite strain (for 5 years) was MK Ultra. This is my new one. Samoas effects: Excellent for a calm, almost narcotic euphoria (trust me; I know). Strong eyegasm. Eventual nodding. I hate it when people say this, but a little goes a long way. Too much, and you kinda "soar" past the euphoria. Which is fun, too. Everybody went nuts for GMO this year (2021-2022). This is similar to GMO in taste and effect, but with a kick in both directions: the euphoria is more euphoric, and the calm is now functionally sedate. Almost a distraction of Lovely Feelings. My Problems: PTSD, Depression, Anxiety (properly diagnosed, and I have a therapist). This helped *me* with all three in a way nothing else has. Consumed as 1 gram PAX pods of liquid cured resin from Willamette Valley Alchemy (consistent effect across three pods now, all from the same batch). You have to try it, but don't bother in my neighborhood, cos they're out of stock now :)

***CAUTION*** Not for beginner or novice users (unless you want to be crazy blazed for the next 4-6 hours.) An amazing strain that’s true to its’ cookies lineage. I dab this after work, and it melts all the tension away. Great for just chilling out, and watching some TV. If you can get your hands on it, do it. You won’t regret the experience.