Super Lemon Haze reviews

top 5 sativa

I have been searching for the best strain that wouldn't put me to sleep and I found it in super lemon haze, yay me!! It helps with my depression and anxiety as well as keeps me alert and doesn't get me all sleepy..

super refreshing citrusy taste. super good, hits nicely, not too hard personally. feels like a good walk outside maybe

lovely studio high. optimistic, not too disoriented or distractible got a migraine but causality is not always clear.

This is my all-time favorite strain. As an anxiety sufferer, I have difficulty with a lot of sativas and/or sativa-dominant hybrids, which make me feel edgy. Super Lemon Haze is an exception. And exceptional it is! The onset is perfectly linear. Which is great because at 30% THC (grower: Mr. Tree), it brings you WAY up and plateaus in the stratosphere for hours. The high is surgically clean: no paranoia, no anxiety, no cognitive dissonance, just inspiration and sufficient focus for putting it to use. The come-down is gradual and easy, too. Other reviewers on here say it’s good for wake and bake sessions, but I like it best in the early afternoon. It’s potent, though. Smoke enough of this, and you’ll forget how to pee. Also, the munchies are absolutely intractable, so just surrender to them. You’ll be happier.

amazing 👏

I feel like it’s a little worse that might of these are listed as sativa even their hybrid sativa and that’s fine that they’re a hybrid sativa. Maybe we need another category for that but people are looking up for pure strain sativa‘s and you have this listed as a sativa when it’s actually a hybrid sativa

I’m confused, because somehow I tried this while sitting on my couch, getting ready for a few hours of painting, and before I knew it I was five episodes into The Big Bang Theoty and eating microwave frozen noodles from Costco and Movie Theater Butter Orville Redenbacher popcorn and two apples sliced with the fancy apple slicer I got as incentive to eat more apples. I dipped the apples into peanut butter and Nutella. The peanut butter might have been my dogs’ peanut butter. They love peanut butter. If I stand up I feel like my body is a jar and whatever the thing that makes me, me. Huh. I started this review to complain about how I didn’t feel any creativity, and feeling creative was the whole point of this Super Lemon Haze. But obviously my review is getting weird, and I want to write a poem? Like I haven’t written poems since college. So yeah. If you are trying to get a task done make sure you are sitting right in front of the task when you consume this Super Lemon Haze. Otherwise you might end up on the couch watching the Big Bang theory on a Saturday night in May