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This stuff is the real deal. It is actually pleasant to smell and taste. I'd buy a candle that smelled like this. Nevertheless, this is stoner weed (39%). Old-fashioned, 1970s, "let's listen to The Dark Side of the Moon" weed. Old-timers: this will bring back memories. It has surpassed Brownie Scout as my favorite indica.

This is my favorite Sativa and is the most powerful sativa I have ever smoked, and I'm 66. I bought a quarter last week at 32% THC. This is around the average for this strain. It will hit hard and keep your eyes and brain focused for the duration. If you can find it (only from Rhythm) buy it.

This strain is not available in the midwest, except in my basement. It is fruity, and does not give off that skunky smell I have often seen in other strains.

This is a nighttime; preferably on a weekend; getting extremely wasted; listening to The Dark Side of the Moon strain. One might say I view this strain favorably.

A nice hybrid with a peppery smell that comes on slowly and builds to a nice, alert, buzz.

Move over Rollins. Get in the back seat L'Orange, but we have a new sativa (hybrid my a**) on the block. This batch clocked in at an amazing 35% THC. Picture two things happening at once: your brain is buzzing on high alert, while at the same time, you're staring at your computer screen like that astronaut in 2001: A Space Odyssey thinking "it's full of stars." Floral flavor; a little gassy on the exhale. This is a daytime smoke you will not regret picking up.

Uplifting and allows you to get some work done.

So, here I am this morning, minding my own business, and I checked my local dispensary's menu. I saw this new strain at the Olympian total of 37.02% THC/THCa. So, off I went. I'm glad I did. I am so ... whatever comes after buzzed. It has a rather nondescript taste, and is a tad scratchy on the throat. How does it make me feel after 1/2 a joint? Do you know that South Park episode where Mr. Mackey's head turned into a balloon and floated away? That.

I just picked up an 1/8 of this this morning. I've had baby buds long ago, but today they had full flower. 34.56% full flower. I had 2 hits, and I'm done for now. Pretty impressive to someone with 46 years of tolerance. Smells fruity with a hint of pine on opening the jar. Tastes the same going in, and a rather nondescript smell coming out. What's good about this is that it has couch-lock potential, which can be avoided if you keep track of how buzzed you are becoming. This is creeper weed and you can be knocked flat on your keister if you're not careful.