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Even though 90% of cannabis I purchase is through dispensaries, I still maintain my black-market connections. In SoCal there are strains that are amazing that don’t make it to dispensaries, people have been growing them their way for decades, why change now. I acquired this strain from a very talented grower called Windex. I never heard of it, didn’t ask questions about the name. I actually smoked a joint right away at his pad. The high was fast, very cerebral and uplifting. I smoke all day everyday, this stuff got me high at it was far from my first joint of the day. It lasted for 45 minuites I’d say before I smoked another one. We watched “Up In Smoke” for old times sake, and was just a classic LA stoner day. I was blown away and each time I rolled another I got just as high. It is the day after and I have smoked over a quarter in less than 24 hours. I wanted to write a bit about the strain because there really isn’t a lot of knowledge out there for this strain or it’s name variants. I saw a forum where this guy was describing his flower and every said it was junk, someone sprayed it with Windex, and people were just ripping this poor dude up. We let me explain this taste/smell unique to this strain in a way more understandable. First I do know that ammonia is a bad thing and can be caused from poor curing and storage. This results from mold that grows. But use a reputable source and it shouldn’t be an issue. People assume by cat piss and Windex that this strain smells like a chemical. It really doesn’t smell like a liter box, it is not overwhelming or in the least bit repulsive. For me, it kind of has a hint of how a room smells when you clean the mirrors with Windex, but sweet. I catch it a little in the raw flower, but mostly as I exhale smoke thru my nose. Also has a heavy pine, spice to it as well. The high from this strain is worth looking into. It is a heavy high that re-ups incredible. Very nice combo feel of sativa/indica and if you smoke a lot it can induce more of the indica effects. If you are a fan of hazes you will definitely love this strain. It is like the best SSH with some OG Kush behind it, best way I can describe it. I know what it is like to get munchies, but this strain causes the MUNCHIES!!! a mad man.

I've tried several samples and have yet to like anything about Larry OG. It may be better for lighter smokers, to me it was a weak short lived high that was unimpressive. I love OG Kush but find no traits in Larry OG. I also don't like SVF OG, which i tried different times different places. I would say not recommended for heavier smokers

This strain is amazing!! I give every aspect of it top shelf. Smells great, very easy to pick up blueberry cheescake, very sweet. Flowers were beautify colored and dense. You literally can't keep your nose out of the container, even while you're smoking. The high took all of 45 seconds to kick in. Smoked 1/2 king cone 1st sitting. Immediately felt the stress melting off me. Calm happy mood (and I was actually pretty pissed earlier). The high lasted about 45 minutes, smoked the other half and it comes back full swing. Some strains are hard to reup with, start to not feel it. So far so good with this, been maintaining the high for 3 hrs now don't feel burnes out. Also very comfortable, not sleepy. Not stuck in one spot, but also kool watching a movie. Some Sativas give you that can't sit still feeling, this one gives you the head buzz but not all that need to reorganize you screw drawer in the tool box. Great daytime meds, if you suffer from any sort of anxiety or similar ailments, this will make you smile.

I'm a heavy smoker, found this strain from a dispensary that I knew other strains they had were always very nice specimens. So I wanted to try it out. i was born in '80 so I missed the classic era strains, such as this one, and don't know what to compare it to, or if its even close. I'm hoping I got a fairly true sample, maybe some who got the real deal back in the day could thumb up this if what i describe sounds right. The buds were very compact, but still airy. Not very sappy but just covered with golden trichomes. When you break it down it looks very goldish brown. Thr scent took me a minuite, several sniffs (like i needed an excuse to smell weed) Very very sweet arome. Not a hint of skunk, sour, or diesel notes; in fact about as opposite as you could get. I picked up like a jasmine blossom, or lemom lime, but not from actual fruit but like how the trees smell when they get their blossoms. Also like a very slight one hard to pinpoint... kinda like sandlewood or oak? I don't know, but this one smells sweeter that and lemon haze, tangie, or orange tree types. Very unique. Now the good part. The high was almost instand in the head. Took about 6 hits on a raw cone (wick lit). 1st 4 were smooth, last two cough attack, but short lived. Very calming, relaxing high. Still very productive, lots of good thoughts and creativity. Stress melter, bad mood killer, and single dad saver.

Customer service was great, arrived at my front door early. So far I've tried the Lemon Haze I just received and it is fantastic. Very good flower, cured properly, came in uv containers. Very impressed with what Ive tried so far, can't wait to try them all, tho with their selection thats gonna take a bit lol.

I bet you thought I was gonna it's a bird, it's a plane!! I just read your thoughts!! On another note, this ain't no pussified, pink panty wearing, joke of a Superman like Dean Cain. No, this is a MANS Superman like played by actor George Reeves. He didn't snap his neck fallin off no horse like that other pussy superman either!! No sir, smoked a fist full of lucky strikes every morning upon arousal. He ate 4 slaps of baby back ribs with a screwdriver for breakfast. He sexually harassed 8 women a day on the way to the bus, which didn't include his rapey comments on the inbetween. He was born the same day WWI broke out. He only got paid 10 dollars an episode for Superman, and that was only because he let Camera Man 1 stick his finger in his bum. I mean why's that in his contract?!? So faster than a speeding bullet, more powerfull than a locomotive [which is an '80 dance, duh nubes] and so on, this Superman died in prison from 30 angry Sarah Palin precons giving kryptonite douple penniz, wink wink! Enjoy

Hello, I'm a "doctor" and let me tell you a story. When I heard of White Russian, I pictured good old Boris doing a fat line of coke off Natasha's hot, hairy, hind-quarters...boy was I wrong. Her ass wasn't hairy at all, but she did have a tattoo of Walt Disney's frozen head. So she wasnt kosher at all!! I teach a class to Marlin Brando impersonators, and smoking this strain made me realize how to get people to really get the "look" down. I now tell people pretend you have a cock in your mouth, pretend to touch the balls with your chin, now speak. Bam!! I can now teach a $6000 class in 4 years instead of 6. THANK YOU WHITE RUSSIAN!! Cha' Ching!!!

Chaos consumes Los Angeles. The year is 2062 and the Gods of San Gabriel, San Fernando, and Seal Beach all unleashed their fury upon the city of Angles. Nothing acute about that. In fact one brave Scientology historian, Tom Cruise III, who stood only 3' 8" due to bad Cruise genetics, asked the gods of Greater Los Angeles' mediocre 'burbs, "WHY HAVE YOU SO MUCH WRATH AGAINST US!!" In Lil Tom's head, does he regret killing his long term wing man Goose III, no relation to the guy who played goose in the Box Office Success TOP GUN from the 20th century? Sure But as for the Gods, the answer they gave was everyone smoked all the SUPER SILVER HAZE by the year 2017. They missed it that much. They were so sick of San Fernando rambling on about his OG, they decideded to take it to the streets. So the lesson to learn, this strain is bomb, but make sure you don't smoke it all!!! Don't let a genetically interior Tom Cruise decide the fate of Los Angeles!!