3 Kings

One of the best Sativa's i have ever had because it made me so happy & euphoric. Also, was uplifted & relaxed. Cerebral effects without heavy sedation. The light green buds had light brown hairs & lots of fine crystals. Taste & smell was an earthy pine. Strain was cultivated by Bloom Farms & had 16% THC. Your 3 Kings experience awaits.....

This is actually my first review on Leafly although I’ve been referring to it for years, and smoking for the better part of 15 years. This strain compelled me to share my experience, hoping that it may help others. I enjoy a good ‘ol stonefest but now use weed throughout the day mostly for focus, energy, insomnia, and alleviate from depression and anxiety (BP2). I’m an artist so I’m also always on the hunt for strains that spark my creativity. And after writing all that, this strain ticks other boxes. I scored mini joints of a really small batch from a small farm. Holy shit. Not only did the euphoria kick in pretty damn quick, I felt happy, literally without a care in the world. I had spunky energy (not racy or hyper) and could think very clearly. Then something rare happened, I got REALLY in the mood! I suffer from PTSD from some shitty sexual abuse in my past which has made it difficult to feel like what I perceive to be “normal” or “healthy” sexually. No joke this strain erased ALL bad feelings and I felt so carefree I went and jumped onto my happily surprised husband. Because this was such a huge deal for me (mini joint VS years of expensive therapy), I contacted the company who then connected me to the farm. They called it 3 Kings OG so possibly a bit different but OG is already part of the mix so 🤷🏼‍♀️ They’d harvested and dispensed it all out and weren’t sure they were going to grow again. I was REALLY bummed. Then it popped up in vape and flower form near enough to me and I’m running out to get it today!!! Even if you don’t have PTSD, this strain may hopefully make you as lighthearted, carefree, and happy as it did me!!!

What an aptly named strain! Three Kings will give you gifts of wisdom. Body wisdom, soul wisdom, mind wisdom. I shit you not, my fellow earthlings: this strain will light up your chakras from root to crown like a rainbow Christmas tree, and I am an atheist who doesn’t believe in any of that hippie shit. Breathing becomes not just easier, but joyous. You feel your muscles loosening and you will probably start spontaneously stretching like a cat, luxuriating in the feel of your own physical being. Insoluble problems will suddenly appear quite fixable; The biggest motherfuckers in your life will suddenly transform into Zen lessons. You will be able to summon positive thought forms and visualize a better future for yourself, at the same time feeling supremely content right here in the present —paradoxical as that may sound, it is glorious. This strain is as good for dancing or yoga as it is for having a deep conversations and meditating on where you want to be five years from now. The experience is as humble as dirt and as exalted as the stars. Yes, it really is that good! Don’t expect psychedelic fireworks with this one - Three Kings is all about finding your center and radiating joy. (If you do want to take a trip to the Twilight Zone, stick with something like Gelato or Maui Wowie) . Let me also add, I am diagnosed with depression and generalized anxiety disorder. There are certain strains I’ve learned to avoid because they can sometimes throw me into a depressive episode or an anxiety attack. Three Kings is one of the few strains I can rely on always to soothe my anxiety and lift my brain out of the pit of depression and into sunlight.