Bruce Banner #3

Strain: Bruce Banner #3 (OG Kush / Strawberry Diesel cross -- Sativa leaning Hybrid) THC: 27.62% CBD: 0.06% Location found: Pure Green Date purchased: 4.20.16 Price: $10.00/g Weight: 1.3g Method of Consumption: Herb Iron and small bong Smell: Amzaballs! The smell right out of the jar was a floral, strawberry zest with a hint of earth in the backdrop. To me, the best of all worlds. The Kush is there but not strong. The NYC Diesel and Strawberry Cough (Strawberry Diesel’s Mom and Dad) rock on through this one right into my top five favorites. I took one toke and wanted to own all the rest. Look: Light green dense nug, bright orange hairs and a fair amount of kif coating. Trimmed well and just a pretty bud with looking ‘intimidating.’ Taste: The smell translate over to taste so well. This is why I love it so. The Razzberry, Black and Blueberry strains usually smell amazing but then some of the profile just does not transfer over. This was a smell that was near identical to the flavor. Besides the next section, I would recommend this just for flavor alone, let alone how good it made me feel. Recommendation for medicine: This was an uplifting ride with a smile on my mug the entire time. One great pick me up and a fairly good “kick me in the pants and do something” type strain. I think the properties of the Strawberry Cough mixed with the NYC Diesel makes this a prime candidate for depression, stress, anxiety and PTSD. Give it a try if you can find a pretty 20%+ version of this strain!

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I have to comment on this strains' strength. It's the reason I'm reviewing it. I am a seasoned smoker in Oregon, white in my sideburns and goatee. My 8th oz. is by Scissortail Farms, label says it's "Sativa," doesn't say "Hybrid," but it is primarily a green label. It's at 26.09 THC, 0.11% CBD. This is a one-hitter for sure. Two for me would probably get my heart racing and bring in a train-wreck of obsessive panic thoughts. Three, and I'd have to lay down on the couch with a cold washcloth on my forehead trying not to stutter-breathe. I feel sorry for the newbies, the rare-to-light marijuana smoker getting their hands on this. I got a little bitty glass water-pipe, and I've also hit it in my glass bat, one hit always. And dude, it's like getting high back when you first got high- pleasant but not perfect. Can lend itself to a little paranoia, the Sativa shivers, and strobing-body feel that not everyone likes. It'll freak the newbies out. They'll think they're dying. I bet one hit would give you the spins if you've already had one or 2 beers. Do not mix with alcohol. On the plus side, great for inspiring creative thought. It's laughy. I think of the funniest shit on it and crack myself up. Herb always helps me with spiritual practice and it's good for that too. It doesn't give me sleepy eye- that badly, but it does a little which is usually how I know if there's any Indica in it. If you can find it, get it and see what you think, but only if you're a Sativa lover. Those who don't like Sativas will likely find that this strain has all the things they don't like about them. I'm going to set the rest of this aside and pull it out for special occasions. This is some good shit. The blonde haired lady behind the counter at Maritime Cafe in Portland said the same thing when she saw that I had picked it out.