Lemon Haze reviews

Thanks to everyone's reviews I picked up this strain. I've been suffering from depression hardcore so I figured I'd try this strain. Also because lemon has antidepressant properties, people that do aromatherapy recommend lemon when you have the blues I scored the last half gram of this shatter at The Mint Dispensary, The brand is Firebrand which is like Lamborghini of concentrate brands. I went so overboard with getting lemon medicine I hot hooked up with 5 Lemon Skunk prerolls.

LEMME START BY SAYING I LOOOVE SATIVAS. Having said that as much as I love sativas & out of the 250+ sativa strains I've tried I've only came across MAYBE 20 that I liked & this is 1 of them. The reason I've only found 20 go to Sativa strains outta the 250+ sativa strains I've tried is because THE MAIN THINGS I WANT OUT OF A SATIVA are 1st; VERY ENERGETIC & RACY in both the physical & cerebral form & Lemon Haze gives me that WITHOUT GIVING me the panic attacks & paranoia & anxiety that 230 of those 250 sativas I've tried gave me. In addition to the cerebral stimulation in the physical form (Im talking about that warm head massage feeling kinda just like the main attribute that Headband gives) I also want my sativa to affect me cerebrally in the way of IMMEDIATELY curbing a bad, sad, or aggressive mood as Im bipolar so my mind ONLY KNOWS THESE FEELINGS; Rage/anger, sadness/depression & lethargy, EXTREME HAPINESS & ENERGY, or boredom. Lemon Haze LITERALLY cures 3 of the symptoms that bipolar has made my life unmanageable & it helps me when Im sad & just wanna lay dowm & go to sleep & not wake up til the sadness & depression & suicidal thoughts go away. It helps w/the lethargy & puts my mind in a good place & brings out MY TRUE FEELINGS which I had my entire childhood before the bipolar disease manifested in me (bipolar is well known for not manifesting in females til as early as 18 anywhere until about 21 or so, it doesnt manifest in most males til A LITTLE later usually around 20-26) & my true feelings/attitude was loving, caring, amiable, friendly, etc.. & Lemon Haze takes me there. THE ONLY REASON I gave it 4 stars & not 5 cuz it DOES give me a Lil energy but there are versions of Lemon Haze such as Super Lemon Haze that take my energy to the highest it can get which is EXACTLY where I NEED my energy to be when it comes to working out at the gym, working, or competing in sports or tournaments (MMA, BJJ tourneys, MMA practice AND ESPECIALLY during Wrestling/grappling practice & sparring days). Regular Lemon Haze takes my energy to a 7 when I NEED my energy to be at a high 9-10 in those scenarios. Other than everything else I've mentioned I REALLY HATE how the industry is moving to this stupid fuckin "terpene" craze. All of a sudden ppl are choosing from strains (strains they've NEVER SMOKED & HAVE NO IDEA WHETHER TO EXPECT couch lock & appetite like a pure Indica would give u OR a very fast heart beat, racing thoughts of sad things & anxiety along w/paranoia etc...) according to it's "terpene profile. I smoke weed to get high & cure my ailments, I could give a Fuck what its terpene profile is as long as is takes me to where I need to be in order for me to be an active member of society & an all around likeable good person, BUT FOR THOSE OF U WEIRDOS who only smoke weed as it pertains to ur nose & fukn taste buds WHEN U SHOULD GO EAT A FUKN STEAK OR WATEVER THE FUCK when ur looking to please ur nose & pallet BUT Ill TRY to help explain this strains terps. Keep in mind, for me knowing this strains terp profile & the names like limomene to describe a strain would be like me trying to tell u how to say Lemon Haze in farce or sum shit but WHEN GROWN BY ANYONE OTHER THAN A BEGINNING TO NOVICE LEVEL & WHEN GROWN BY SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN SUCCESSFULLY GROWING (IMO to be a successful grower u should have AT LEAST 6 yrs of growing under ur belt, u must have grown AT LEAST 100+ diff strains in ur yrs as a grower, you must have tried growing in soil, coco, supersoil,& hydro as in a TRUE HYDRO MACHINE OR in a kitty pool with the pot/container the plant's growing in sitting on a pallet using the wick system,& u also need to be able to grow ANY strain both indoor & out using ANY medium & still get the same results which need to be a huge plant & a huge yield w/ur buds covered in crystals, dense, must have classic smell tht strain is known for,& 20+% THC plus high % in other cannabinoids), having said that U'll know if ur smoking a batch grown by a master grower if the THC is 20% or more, big, hard, dense buds w/both shades of light & dark green w/amber hairs, it should smell AND taste HIGHLY of lemon or "LIMOMENE", kinda peppery, a lil skunky or pungent.

Listen, I’ve smoked a ton of strains over the years, but Lemon Haze from Pull Up DC holds a special spot in my rotation. I picked it up after one of those weeks—you know, deadlines, barely sleeping, stress eating—and I needed something to take the edge off without knocking me out. First of all, the taste? Straight-up citrus zest with a sweet lemon drop aftertaste that hangs out on your tongue like it paid rent. It’s sharp, clean, and incredibly refreshing. But here’s the real magic: within a few puffs, I felt that signature Lemon Haze lift. My mood went from “don’t talk to me” to “let’s clean the house and make a playlist” in minutes. You’ll feel euphoric but grounded—like you’ve been rebooted emotionally. It does hit hard though, so if you're not used to sativas or you overdo it, you’ll definitely get that mellow, couchy body buzz creeping in after a while. I use it as a reset button when I’m teetering on burnout or my back pain is screaming after a long day. Pro tip: Take it slow, ride the wave, and keep a notepad nearby—this strain gets the thoughts flowing too. If you’re shopping with intention, Pull Up DC always comes through with the real ones.

Come on was slow and gentle. Made to feel even more delayed by the extremely clear head. Not only is it similar to Jack Herer in that regard, but it also shares the wide-eyed vision. Although...instead of Jack’s soaring euphoria, this is more beaming cheeriness. You can feel the rosiness in your cheeks and there’s a comforting feeling like being taken care of at home. Surprisingly energetic, my body feels light and eager to move about. Would be outstanding for travel and walking around interesting places. Feel like a spy protecting the secret of my highness. Watching things is emotionally engaging, captivating the entirety of your concentration. Socializing is cool and fun, aided by a confidence boost. Music is interesting...it certainly sounds good, is compelling and easy to stone out to. There’s also a distance that is warm and cozy, but gone to a degree that diminishes emotional resonance. Ideal for chilling out and good vibes with friends. Fun, enriching, pretty psychoactive, capable, and good for socializing and doing. There might be a slight shakiness, some paranoia, a twinge in the chest. An 8 out of 10. It just seems like there’s too many situations that this would pair nicely with. Similar to Trainwreck, but not a copy - unique in it’s own way.

All the lemons are fantastic for daytime pain and anxiety relief.

I purchased this strain as my wife wanted to try a strain that may help her with productivity. The bud tender recommended this. I’m a sativa user and she prefers more hybrids like Tahoe OG which is great for laying back and chilling. Before using it she asked if I can try it first to see if I think she may like it. This was evening and I was already at rest mood and looking to go to sleep. Well, I took a hit (new strains I take one hit first to test). After 5 minutes nothing yet. I went to take my night shower and as I was showering I was being really focused and quick to bath. Then when drying I noticed I was really trying to set a record to drying quickly. At that point I realized, it had kicked in. I got out and was feeling really awake. I was ready and amped to go run, gym, anything. My wife asked how I was feeling and I started explaining my thoughts and I was def. up and awake. To make sure this was not a fluke, I did it again today prior to the gym, similar as first time. Slow to kick in but then, I had the BEST workout I haven't had in a while. My music playlist felt better, I felt better, my pump was better, I just felt AMAZING!. I was amped up. I can say it's like taking a pre workout withOUT all the fast heart rate, jittery, light headed, anxious, etc... I felt NOTHING of bad side effects. It was like a clean boost of energy. Time to kick in for me: 5-10 minutes later Feeling: ENERGY, happy, focused and uplifted Side effects: none head buz: none Amazing strain my new favorite for working out. THIS should be called green crack. I like green crack too but this SLAPS

Lemon Haze is a classic, the King of Haze family. Very tasty and smelly, enough to fall in love with this strain. Very dry mouth and extreme appetite, you have to spend a lot for eating and for sweets after lemon. I was in Holland and smoked 1 pure joint of lemon haze. For 3 hours I was full high as fk, than I needed to smoke a white widow to come down to reality and communicate. I used to smoke it while I was working too, during the lunch break, than the work was easier and funny like luna park. My motto: If life gives ya lemons, let it be lemon haze! Rate: 🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋/🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋

Lemon haze has a really nice lemony taste that stands out from other strains its that nice there is a demand for more however you have to be very careful with this strain because I found it to be very racy so much so you can be at zero to hundred with in minutes the high is very clear focused and creative music comes alive the strain would be ideal for musicians that are looking to get in the creative zone but if you smoke to much paranoia quickly creeps in it has you over thinking the slightest of details anybody that suffers from mental health conditions such as schizophrenia and anxiety disorders I would give this one a miss as I could see the strain being damaging to certain people however the plus side to the strain is that after three hours it eventually settles in to the body making you feel very relaxed the body comfort is outstanding and the sex wow its a must on this strain out of this world but if you are thinking of trying this strain go low and slow to start with to see how it effects you but its a definitely worth trying at least once its a holy grail strain that sits up there with the best.