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Buds so purple they almost look brown. Not a huge fan of the ammonia taste, but the result is worth it. It’s a full moon tonight and I am at one with our Mother Earth. I can hear every bird’s sunset song and the bugs beginning to stir add their good evening welcome to the mix. Yes. This shit is that good. Big fan. 10/10 would smoke again.

Really uplifting strain. Very mild smoke. Lets you tune in and enjoy the moment. Nothing flashy - just a peaceful easy feeling where colors seem a little brighter and the world feels softer. I saw the most beautiful, bold azaleas and the greenest spring green trees. The sunset was a swirl of pinks and purple that seems to pain everything in a perfect hue. The breeze felt good as it hit my face and ran through my hair while I rode around in my husband’s truck with the window down. Solid strain - would smoke again.

Big fan. Great for smoothing the edges of all the things and definitely helps when you’re doing some emotional processing. I could also see this being a good one for the bedroom for sure. Very grounding strain. My head is basically empty, which for someone with adhd feels really good. Probably great for meditation. Physically, very relaxing. I’m sitting in my Lovesac and I feel like a pat of melting butter on a hot baked potato. 5/5 stars for healing your inner child. Also - listen to some music. You’ll be glad you did.

My best friend passed away a few months ago and I was really having a hard day. This strain softened the edges of my grief. It made me profoundly grateful for our friendship instead of wallowing in deep despair and pain of loss. Listening to some of her favorite music and ripping a bowl of this amazing strain is exactly what my soul needed. I can feel her energy around me. This bud will make you feel all the things you NEED to feel to heal. Blood Diamond is a beautiful balm for the grieving soul.

I am here for this strain!! Gelato 33 is one of my most favorite strains ever and the Wedding Cake is the icing. This strain is all the things - relaxing, euphoric, creative, transcendental. Journaling went to a whole different level. Music sounds better and reaches into your soul. The wind sweeping across your skin feels like a soft blanket brushing against you. The crickets and the frogs sound as though they are playing a symphony as the sun dips below the western horizon. If you can, add this gorgeous, gentle beauty to your apothecary as soon as you can.

First time smoking this sweet strain. So relaxing. Feels like Northern Lights but a little less euphoric. Great for evenings on the couch in front of the tv or some reflective time out in nature. Whatever you do, make sure it’s super chill. 10/10 would definitely smoke again. Enjoy!

What. The. Fuck. This flower is a beautiful experience. I quite literally cannot feel my face right now. Very floaty and dreamy like waves of reddish pink clouds are washing over you. I’m only about 10-15 minutes in and I already know this is going in my apothecary. I can focus really well, but not always on what I want to focus on. This would be a great strain for taking sensual energy to the next level. If you find this wonderfully interesting flower, introduce yourself immediately and take her home.

Love this joint! (See what I did there ;)) Budtenders are so friendly and very knowledgeable. Diverse selection of high quality products in a comfortable, classy environment. This is NOT your strip mall vape shop! My go-to spot for premium THCA flower and edibles.

This lovely strain is versatile and will wrap you in a sunshiney embrace no matter what you decide to do. It is great for getting chores done, watching the clouds go by from your back porch, or getting out and being social with friends. Blue Dream uplifts your mood, ignites your creativity and sends the most positive, beautiful, relaxing energy out into your entire body. It really does feel like a dream. Quickly becoming one of my favorites!

This is the best bud I have ever smoked. Ever. Like in my whole life. I had an amazing first rendezvous with this beautiful plant goddess. After inhaling her mild essence, I felt very connected with the vast universe. I communed with my plant babies on my back porch before I completely went somewhere else - somewhere better - in my mind. Little waves of the giggles came and went. I ate almost an entire bag of Miss Vickie’s Jalapeño chips and a tub of Helluva Good French Onion dip. And a loooot of double stuffed Oreos. After that, I snuggled down into my warm, soft bed with my mushroom squishmallow and slept like a princess. My friend on the other hand, had things take a hard turn after initially feeling good about this strain. Watching her I thought she was being possessed by demons, tbh. It was scary and I didn’t know what to do. She said it was like her brain got into this loop she couldn’t get out of. (To be fair, we were smoking a lot and after a long journey so it very well could be that the individual reactions to those fungi friends contributed to our very different experiences.) But before that, we were laughing, pretending to have a podcast and thoroughly enjoying this wonderfully sticky strain. FWIW, I also agree with another reviewer that Leafly did not pick a good photo for Cap Junky. The buds are so much fatter and just sparkling with trichomes. The orange hairs are ORANGE and beautiful.