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Fresh and smelling like sun ripened limes and rich, fresh turned organic forest soil, with some spicey skunky funk in the background. You can really smell all the different strains that go into this genetic cross. Tastes like tart creamy limes, and some sweet, earthy, skunky Jack. After a few puffs you get a lingering sour/sweet lemon lime soda mouth coating. One of the best tasting and smelling strains I've had, and my list is pretty long.. It's got an almost instant effect, from the first exhale. You feel a huge soaring happy head high, and great warming body high, without any couch lock. As a weed nerd this bud satisfies all my cravings for a perfect hybrid. It will reset your entire brain and make you feel so great. A happy, energetic, depression beating stone that has a warming, soothing body high. You start out clear headed, then slowly move to a more hazy, Jack type of psychedelic high. Everything is funny and you just get a huge grin on your face. It mellows into a happy, full on hybrid high, perfect balance, then a nice LONG body and mind numbing type of stone. This is a power bomb, so be careful.

There's a reason this was a pheno hunt winner and then a multi-Cup winner and Sativa of the Year. This is some amazing sativa, but don't get scared if you prefer an indica. It's an incredible soaring, happy, giggly, blissful ride that goes on for a long time. Very euphoric and uplifting, with slight hunger, but nothing you can't ignore. Really powerful head high and mental relaxation without any slump. Smells like cherries, pine, earthy sweetness, and some sour citrus tangy notes. The taste I got was sweet piney tang and almost a piney/fuel kind of mouth coating, earthy, cherry/berry/apple, then some nice sour and sweet lingering notes. Really has some tasty terps, rich and layered on the palate. A mental vacation in flower form and endless positive vibes make this one of my Top 5 favorite strains.

This bud combines two of the best stress relieving strains into an even greater experience. Really powerful strain, I had a batch with 29%. It was smooth but very soaring and very long lasting. You get all the best flavors and smells from both strains, and all the best benefits. Not exactly an analgesic, but it makes you so happy and stress free that a lot of minor pains just fade away. Really just washes away anxiety and stress, and leaves a smile on your face. This is really happy weed with a long lasting rushing but steady euphoria. I get at least a 3-4 hour high off a good bowl. A fat spliff and I'm good for a pretty long work day. Smoke all day and you get really fuzzy headed and you can slip off into a nice dreamy sleep.

One of the sweetest and tastiest strains around. Like sweet cherries, nice diesel gas, an earthy but sweet finish, with a smooth and lovely sweet smoke. You get a little pepper on the backend, and just an amazing aftertaste. Smells incredible, just one of the best strains I've smelled in all my long years of growing and doing QA. Great long lasting energetic, euphoric high, yet oddly relaxing at the same time. Makes your body relaxed and loose, but not tired. Puts your brain into gear and does not overdo the rush of energy. After an hour or so the sativa like high mellows out into a smooth chair riding work session. Has a very nice indica leaning comedown, and you can actually slip into a nice sleep, I do coding, game testing and long sessions of AV editing. I can just roll through hours of work on a sweet cherry cloud. I got mine from Modern Flowers, and it's just as goods as the stuff I got in 2013 in Colorado.

I love this strain and it's pretty hard to find. Smells a lot like Lemon Skunk or Lemon Pound Cake, but with a very sweet earthy cherry/berry, kind of sour gassy overtone. I never have had a batch that had the real cherry flavor. It's always very sweet lemon, sour lime, a lot of sweet fruity earth, and a really sour/sweet gassy exhale. This stuff is really sweet tasting, but sour, just like a sour patch or something but with a very distinct Terpinolene tang. Earthy lemons, gas, sour tingly nose feel, really tingly, creamy, sour smoke, smooth and easy to rip in a bong. Just an amazing, crazy taste, once you've had it you remember it, even 10 years later. The High is superb, and soaring, a lot like Space Queen, but with a great co-op body high that will have you floating in a daze. Don't smoke too much, it will put you on your ass but still lucid and space tripping. Great for anxiety, social stress, or just a good all around mind and body combo. Great for video games, and making music. The high really has no ceiling, you can just keep puffing away in bliss.

High energy, uplifting, but also with a really chill down side after the first hour. Great for a morning pick up or to keep up the energy flow all day long. Smells like aspen, cedar, diesel, sweet piney undertones, and some really gassy, woody, earthy notes. Tastes like aspen, cedar, sweet fuel and lots of woody, earthy and piney notes. Good old fashioned diesel sativa with some nice power and head kick. Very euphoric, uplifting, happy, mellow energy, with a nice comedown to a relaxing hazy high. Great focus and creativity, and has a nice giggly, bubbly, tingly feeling. Pure fun and no real anxiety, which is great for those wanting a sativa kick without the fear of paranoia.

This is an old favorite of mine. When people talk about loud, skunky, gassy smelling buds, this is what they mean. Lemons, bright sour citrus chemical smell, diesel, earthy cheese, and funk. Tastes like lemons and sweet diesel and gas, with some really earthy and cheese tastes and flavors. Long lasting sour lemon smoke, smooth, but really expands in your lungs and gets really spicy, peppery and gassy on the exhale. The buds stink up a whole house when you open the jar. You can smell the lovely smoke for hours in a small apartment. This is one the neighbors can smell through the walls. Long and uplifting high, euphoric, happy, energetic, but also strangely relaxing and calming. It hits right away, first hit will lift you up, and more will have you soaring for hours. I have neuralgia and neuropathy, as well as spasms and migraines. This takes a lot of the pain away and helps me focus but still not get over amped or turbo charged. I can fall asleep after an hour or so, and have some really psychedelic dreams. Really recommend this for people who remember the Skunk#1 and Lemon Skunk from way back. A must try for people who want to smoke a great old school sativa without too much energy or paranoia.

An orange flavored power bomb, this one hits harder than a 100 story brick drop. Massive smells, all orange, diesel, flowers, sweet spicy earthy funk. Tastes like candied orange peels, diesel, sweet spicy notes, and a lot of gassy, earthy flavors. This bud has layers of tastes and smells. I was not expecting this from a bag I got in a sampler box. I'm not much for indica's, but this one has energy and giggles, and a huge massive pillow high. You feel so stoned, and it makes your eyes so heavy. Not sleepy, just melted into the chair. Gives the munchies, but in a controlled way. It will stimulate the mind and appetite. Three or four deep hits from a bubbler will get you smooshed for a few hours

It's so loud and stinky you can't hide it in a bag or when you burn it. Smells like a bag of citrus left by the side of a very busy road. Think fruit salad with a huge gassy, diesel reek, some really funky earthy coffee hints, a lot of just some reeking Chemdog stink, it just smells so complex and strange. It will make a whole room of heads turn around when they smell it. I like the quick uplifting and laughing fit high, but you get a pressure headache, not bad, but the Ze does it. Still a solid day time rip, the tastes just keep on going till the end. Fruity, sour, sharp coffee kind of clean earth taste, a lot of greasy, gassy, chem flavors, all over the citrus like diesel smog. Not my favorite, but it will do for a nice smoke session. I usually go for the Sundae Driver solo, or in a different selection.