Alien Breath

A bit anxious and tired before this dab. Also a little stomach pain and back pain. Let’s see how this goes! Ok fat dab coming...... Woah. Couldn’t open my eyes for a minute. Forgot for a moment what time of the day it was and really feel my body straight ooze into magma. A warm relaxing pool I slid into a sky Mind slips into a comfortable glove and I feel very ehuphoric and my anxiety has gone down almost gone. Stomach pain is the same. Back pain went down 45%.

Excellent strain cultivated by Verano in Maryland who has dramatically improved the quality of their flower over the past few months. I got an exquisite batch cured to perfection. THCa is testing at 32.31% however that’s not impressive to me by itself what makes this impressive and truly potent is the fact that on top of being high in THC it is testing at close to 4% total terpenes. The fact that many people mainly care about THC numbers is ruining the market for everyone else it is a truly ignorant mindset to have. I keep trying to tell people it’s all about The Terpenes. I care a million times more about terpene levels over THC levels. If you have some bud that’s only 18% THC but over 4% terps I would MUCH rather have that over some bud that’s 35% THC but only 1% total terps which is incredibly common. That’s why in states where they unfortunately don’t have to test for terps you have to go with your nose and get or ask for whatever is the most pungent that stinks the loudest. The nose always knows. This strain is the ultimate Anxiety strain for people with anxiety. It has the second highest level of Linalool I have ever seen in flower in the past 4 years. My batch doesn’t have the terp profile stated here on Leafly. The main dominant terpene is Limonene at just over 1% followed by a whopping .78% of linalool in second place then Myrcene at .67% trans-caryophyllene at 0.28% Beta Pinene at .23% Fenchol at 0.19% Alpha Pinene at .18% A-Terpineol at 0.13% and the rest are too low to mention. Having such a massive amounts of both Limonene and Linalool dominating the profile is what makes this one of the best strains for anxiety I have ever come across. I’m so tired of all the cookies strains their all so similar almost all of them being caryophyllene and Limonene dominant. Wanting to smoke something just because some rapper rapped about it is also dumb it’s what you’d expect a 14 year old to think like. All this push from greedy fat boy Berner and other rappers for indica dominant strains is ruining the industry in my area and you guys are making it easy for these cultivators they are making bank off of your ignorance. There is a reason why if you go to any cannabis hotspots in Europe like the Netherlands or Spain they are all about the Sativas true genuine sativas not the crap they sell as “sativas” here. Most of you probably never had a real proper sativa it really is like a psychedelic like LSD when you have a proper long flowering true sativa. These cookies type strains are all fast flowering and high yielding. If y’all demanded sativas instead of just wanting to smoke what the rappers smoke these cultivators would actually have to start working hard and the cannabis would actually be worth the outrageous prices they charge. The cookies brand Is the biggest ripoff in history just like mike Tyson’s brand but at least Tyson has the decency to put his 8ths into glass jars instead of the cheap plastic packaging cookies uses and they don’t even add a boveda moisture pack either so they are charging 65-70 per 8th from cookies and they have the nerve to use the cheapest packaging and not even add a boveda pack to maintain the terps. I would gladly pay 70 an 8th for a true well grown haze or any sativa that takes longer than 12 weeks to flower. But I’m not gonna help glutinous greedy fat boy Berner get rich off me. He is playing you all like fools he’s become an expert at manipulating the simple minded smokers who don’t know any better. At least this Alien Breath is very unique for an indica dominant strain with an extremely unique terpene profile. If you suffer from anxiety this strain is a no brainer for you. This is a super relaxing strain but it’s not overly sedating either. Remember people start pushing people to be terpene chasers as opposed to THC chasers and you will see the quality of flower start improving this demand and push for high THC is ruining this industry just like the constant demand for indica dominant strains. Demand some proper sativa genetics.

Shit is smoking . Pretty sure it's a indica dominant hybrid... Very engaging high , Tingly , Laughing & Smiling more.. Extremely relaxing . Perfect for chilling on a beach or chilling at home all the same. I'm typing this while actively finishing a backwood of this strain. I do recommend you try it out & let your friends try some as well .