Baby Yoda

The Intellectual Stoner here, broadcasting from a galaxy far, far away, to drop my thoughts on Baby Yoda. This little green Jedi is an Indica dominant hybrid born from Khalifa Kush and The Menthol. The buds themselves were light green with some sparse orange hairs, but the frost was so heavy with white hairs it almost looked like snow on Hoth. The aroma? Straight up earthy and fruity, with little sparks of citrus and berry sneaking in — and I swear I caught a faint whiff of diesel, like the Millennium Falcon warming up in the hangar. Testing at 28.31% THC, this strain packed a real punch. The flavor carried that earthy base with hints of pine and citrus floating through like Yoda’s cryptic wisdom. The high was relaxing, euphoric, and had me glued to the couch — or should I say, “in da couch.” Perfect for pain, stress, anxiety, and insomnia. Honestly, this strain felt like having Baby Yoda use the Force on all my problems.

Pretty good

This is a nice heavy dank chunky Indica. I’ll usually try anything named after a Star Wars character, because I haven’t had a bad one yet to be honest. This one is very similar to jungle Kush in taste and smell. Good for pain, sleep, PTSD. Reminds me of one of those good heavy old-school Indica strains.