Black Dog

Wooooooooow. This lady is most amazing; unlike any indica I have had to date. I believe the potency on the batch I have is around 18%? Regardless of the low-ish number, this strain hits heavy, and I do mean HEAVY. Like others have mentioned, this strain creeps up on you slowly, then pounces you with full force. Deep, oppressive relaxation befalls you suddenly. The D.O.G. takes you right to the cusp of sedation, but leaves you just awake enough to really relax and ride the waves of euphoria upon which you are sailing. That said, girlfriend appears to be completely phucked up and unconscious next to me on the couch, tho, so individual results may vary. I, personally, feel as though I am in an altered state of reality. The euphoria is truly mind bending and the body senses are incredibly heightened. I can feel everything and my vision is blurry and more dilated. Bright lights are too much, but this is phenomenal. One small caveat: No strain has ever resulted in such an unforgiving case of the munchies. I'm talking full primal. I am VERY hungry and this thin crust Pizza Hut has NEVER tasted better. If you are smoking this and watching your weight, do yourself a favor and just go to sleep altogether, cause these munchies couldn't give less of a damn about your life goals. Mag-phucking-nificent! Top 5 to 10 strain easily. Do not let this one pass you by if you get a chance to try it.

Form: PTS Black D.O.G. Crumble Wax. Labs: 74% THC, no detectable CBD. Consumed via a Yocan Evolve Plus pen (an adequate and very inexpensive wax pen for us poor folk who are newbs to wax, but with no temp control, meaning I can’t really comment on the taste.) The experience: Lovely indica, very very relaxing but pretty clear-headed. Sleepy but one can fend that off. (I say now. I also do feel like taking a nap. But so far after a couple of hits, I can use it during the day for extra stress and still remember my name. And write this review. How clear it is I leave to the readers’ judgement, as I am medicated with the Dog as I write. This is only the second time I have “dabbed,” and I have gone from COVID pacing in an unsafe home to pretty chill for now. That’s saying a lot. Whoever compared it to Xanax had a similar reaction to mine. The Dog can eat your stress and fears. Just call for it and fill a bowl. (Or order online. Apparently it can also make one make bad puns out of dispensary measures re: COVID. But still leave you clear-headed enough to remember your face mask when you go out. Which is possible on this strain; though my legs, I note, are kind of wobbly.) No anxiety, paranoia, or racing heart, which are all key because I have a couple anxiety disorders and that is what I am using this for. The Dog was recommended to me by the bud tender as a good substitute for what I was looking for but they were out of temporarily (PTS’s Champion City Chocolate—aka Chocolate OG—crumble, my first “dab” experience.) That would be my first choice for insomnia and heavy pain, but the Dog is a very acceptable substitute. Not as heavy; but sometimes you want to be chilled, get a great body high, but stay coherent. And it will put you in a nice restful frame of mind from which sleep would come naturally were it near bedtime. To give you some context, my all-time fave pure or nearly pure indica is Hindu Kush, which is unavailable here in Chicago. (Hi, fellow Illini!) I will most definitely buy this again if the Chocolate OG is out of stock. Very, very nice effects.

Bobsled Extracts, Sugar Sauce Absolutely beautiful scent from this one! Crystals looked very pretty under light and the hit from my 1 perc desk rig was very smooth on enail @ 530° 👌🏼 Immediately felt relief from my lil case Friday fever, settling in to my comfy chair and prepared to laze away these last 3 hours on the clock ⏰️ cat videos? Hasanabi live twitch? Matter fact what's for dinner tonight? 🤔