Greasy Runtz

Heavy and hungry

Pretty good

There are some things to unpack with this strain. 1. Across the US it is marketed as either Greasy Runtz or Slapz. 2. There appear to be (at least) two cuts of this strain that are grown - one is heavy in pine terps, the other has lemon candy terps. The cut of Greasy Runtz that I got has pure lemonhead terps with gas on the back end; sometimes the smell of the original Runtz comes through, it's a lovely and enjoyable nose. These are the stickiest nugs I've ever seen (not hyperbole), surely owing to the Gorilla Glue in its lineage, with full trichome coverage; I'm sure this would wash well. The smoke is the opposite of the nose - the lemon is more subtle but you taste the gas, and ever so often the delicious and unmistakable taste of the original Runtz strain comes through. The smoke is very expansive and it burns your throat going down; it cannot be overstated how expansive and heavy this smoke is, the water bong facilitates some gigantic hits to be taken in terms of total expanded smoke volume. The buzz is a strong indica-leaner but it's got a cerebral stony side as well, and when I go heavy with this one it hits my head and shoulders with a sledgehammer of heaviness and relaxation. It's nice but it can be overpowering, when that happens I just sit with the buzz for a minute and it's cool. If I sit back and close my eyes with this one, it quickly brings on what I call the "electric skullcap effect"; it's similar to the headband thing but it feels like I'm wearing a toboggan lightly pressing on my head while fingers of static electricity massage my brain, it's really quite remarkable. Sativas are my preference but this is my favorite indica hybrid on account of the electric skullcap, I hope you can enjoy that sometime! Christ Saves.