Squirt

First thing's first: Squirt and Dirty Squirt are not the same strain, they have different genetics. That being said, I got a zip of some outdoor Squirt from Michigan and I'm really digging it. I love the original Grapefruit and crosses from it like Grapefruit Sour Dream, those sweet & sour grapefruit terps are some of my favorite terps in cannabis. But this Squirt strain doesn't have those typical Grapefruit terps; it's much more sour and bitter like the aftertaste from grapefruit, that bitter taste of rind. But I love it! Smells like sour bitter grapefruit rind, tastes like sour grapefruit with notes of carbonation (like soda). It's incredible to encounter the taste of carbonated grapefruit soda in a joint, but Squirt has it in spades. It reminds me of a Blueberry cut I had that smelled and tasted like champagne, these carbonation/champagne terps are somewhat rare in cannabis. But the high of Squirt is a classic mellow sativa high; it's euphoric, uplifting, and moderately stony, comparable to Pineapple Express or Jack. This is a great strain for during the day or chilling at night, it's a mellow sativa that isn't real stony but it isn't racy, either, and it makes for a good general purpose smoke. I would definitely buy Squirt again.

Found a gram of this strain as Live Rosin from Root Down (WA state). Tried it as a wake ‘n bake, and holy cow does it do the job! Had the grapefruit / citrus smell and taste, and got my brain in to gear. It also made me a bit aroused which does not happen with many strains. So this one is a definite new favorite with this nice head-high!

I personally didn’t get that lemon-y taste but a lot of flowery earthy flavors when trying this strain out. The taste was definitely not for me but I can’t lie the high slaps pretty hard for me each time. Wouldn’t want to taste it again, but the high may be worth if given the chance.