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Phenomenal in the Abdominal, Smile like a child, Soar like a hawk Feel beautiful In your knees Tingle in your eyelids Go to bed In the clouds Dream Soft purple dreams

Lovely jelly roll. Username definitely checks out. Cakey-sativa rise and a fruity mellow indica kick in the rear. Upper cheerleader beginning followed by a cloudy bliss. Gawd what a hybrid! Immediate effect, and pow, pretty trippy. Psychedelic visuals, nice body high, great to just kick back and crank the music . Serious fucking munchies. Have some actual jelly rolls on hand.

A truly marvelous and delicate indica. Pine, sweetgrass, and honeydew on the inhale. Pink wine on the exhale. Beautiful smoke, truly. A hint of purple in there, too. Nice, gentle come up, like rising in a hot air balloon, with blue skies all around. Sunlight, alpenglow. Better in the evening, as you will get tired pretty soon. Not bad tired, but like, ahh, I have had quite a day and everything feels like a couch. Ok, yeah, fucking CouchLock. But really pleasant. The world is better horizontal anyway. You're gonna want some chill music, something ambient works really nice. Kick back and just float away. That's why I love this strain. Mellow, fluffy, and a longlasting peace. Works superbly for depression, stress, or you wanna turn off your brain for an afternoon. Love Critical Sensi!

Classic starry-eyed indica that deserves its marvelous reputation. Superb medicine, both physical and mental. No exaggeration, probably my favorite go-to strain after a long day of physical labor. Your lower back will love you. Migraines be gone. What I love about Northern Lights is that it's such a level-headed indica, meaning it will do all those beautiful indica things to you but not get you stupid, dysfunctional high. IMO, one of the few true indicas that you could get away with in the daytime (though probably not at work). Nighttime is great too though, weather you're chilling by the fire, chatting with friends, or taking a bubble bath. A very nice, calm thoughtful stoned feeling that sends ripples of peace through your limbs, from ankles to shoulders and up and down your spine. Brain quiets way down, excellent for ADHD or Anxiety as it just shuts up all those negative voices and focuses on the good and simple things in life. Vaping the bud, I got a nice blend of pine, rosemary, and clove. A very yummy milky smoke too, and a pleasant honey-like smell that follows. I kid you not--I got a cinnamon roll aftertaste, too. Burnt marshmallow, fuck yeah. Also, for those who grow, Northern Lights is a terrific plant for home grow-op, even from seed. Low, bushy, not-stinky plants that top out at 1 meter, provide plenty of flower and smell sweet. Harvests quickly, cures nicely, and lasts a long time. I got nearly a pound off two plants! I also made tincture with the stems and leaves and popcorn buds, and let me tell you, that stuff will put you to sleep for a solid 9 hours, and no hangover! Anyway, do it. Don't skip over it because it's a classic and pretty universal. There's a reason why. None of these crazy trendy new strains can hold a candle to this indica princess. Smoke enough and you'll glow stronger than Aurora Borealis.

Solid daytime or fun evening strain. Pretty much the Sunny D of Sativa Hybrids, with an immediate punch of bright, citrusy orange smoke that makes you think you've gone to Florida and plucked one off the tree. A very clear-headed Sativa side, with mental energy, light creativity, heightened sensory perception and visual bliss. You'll feel happy but not crazy or rowdy. More like, "Yo, all is right with the world, let's listen to some electric guitar music and maybe have some of those week-old Ruffles I have in the cupboard." Great de-stressor or anti-depressant. Nice physical effects too. That said, after an hour, this strain will taper off into a more horizontally-inclined Indica. Boy does the Blueberry manifest. Gently but softly. You'll want an ambient playlist within reach. If you wanna nap, that's cool, but you could also probably take a walk in the woods and get to know some leaves.

Tranquil, friendly, and superbly happy trippy dippy love strain. Goes in lightly and floral. Lavender and lemon, touch of rose petal. Sweet come-up, you won't stop smiling. Great body high, waves and tingles down the spine and in the thighs and knees. Definite pain relief. Auditory intimacy. visionary and trippy if you want it. And yet surprisingly functional. While it leans heavily towards the indica side, I could think, work, cook, walk around just fine. Not typical indica in that regard--easy daytime strain to just mellow and love life. Instant sunshine no matter how dark it is outside, literal and figurative. Fabulous anti-depressant medicine, with the only side effect being super dry eyes. Have eyedrops ready and take the journey that is Green Love Potion. Oh, and guys? You will get a boner with this one.

Gorgeous, heaven-sent Goji OG. Sweeter than the red berry from the Himalayas, tart like spring cherries, perky and red licorice-like. Eating Twizzlers by the fistful in a flickering movie theater that smells like the 1980's. Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy! You will feel fantastic. Blissful, hopeful, creative, in love with people and the earth. Light, physical floaty waves. Floating away on a magic carpet woven of silk and lightning. Smokes fabulously--light and billowy like a Massachusetts Nor'easter! Take it slow, the high builds in stages, finally leaping you skyward before laying you down on a slow-motion waterslide to the Elven Kingdom of Rivendell. Pretty much like that. I was first introduced to this strain at 29% THC, which makes it probably one of the best anti-depressant strains out there. All worries disappear and you only see sunlight and friends. I have since tried a grow that came in at 32.5% THC (Holy F*ck!) and it pretty much will catapult you into your favorite constellation for a few hours. GET THEE SOME GOJI! Favorite, favorite strain. EVER.

Excellent. Pineapple sweetness, buttery and clove. Smooth rise, followed by sheer euphoria, peaceful contentment. SO happy. Laughter, cerebral & psychoactive. Beautiful colors and terrific for music. This is a rare kind of tropical bliss; lasts a surprisingly long time.

Really fabulous, anti-depressant strain. Pure, glorious, sunny joy, that just lifts you up from the doldrums and takes you far away from the stress. God what a magical plant. I totally understand the universal appeal of this beauty, because it's so pleasant, relaxing, and overwhelming calming. Happiness, goodness, love, calm, peace, kind, and light. Time slows down to a succession of gorgeous moments. No better strain to watch a sunset than B.B. or to attend a classical music concert. So chill, so good. Bruce Banner, I love you man. Caution: a friend of mine took way too much of this strain and ended up super paranoid and cowering in a dark corner for a few hours. Remember, good weed is good in moderation!

A must-try for cannaseurs! Aptly-named, with a strong pinesol flavor that slowly develops into a more nutty and coffee-like flavor (if vaping). In fact, the taste was quite strong at first, with a bit of lemon rind and spearmint. Nice pulls, big vapor, and fast-acting. NOT a creeper by any means. Immediate shoulder and back relaxation, ripples of tingly energy, nice muscle relaxation in limbs. A very tangible and tactile strain, to the point where I could feel the air touching my skin and the hairs on the back of my neck. Great audio effects, listened to trippy music, a nice heady lifting, some psychoactivity with a rhythmic peace in the mind and body. Uplifting, definitely a winner against depression and PTSD. Goes marvelously with Classical music!